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不吐不快, 鬱悶那
來源: WOHENJI 於 10-01-21 17:57:12

自從那斯來了以後,除了罐頭和小貓糧,什麽都不會吃,剛來TREAT都不會吃,結果都給老鼠吃了.今天發現他竟然會喝綠茶,喝完後還在裏麵洗洗手.我可是天天喝茶的,不知道喝過幾次他的洗腳水了,更可恨的他經常在馬桶裏幹同樣的事.

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來源: 大愚小聰 於 10-01-25 12:37:19
ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW.....


Cup of Tea .

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as
a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she
watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach water is the toilet?