2009年因特網20最名單（下）

10) 10 Stories Behind Dr. Seuss Stories
By the time you get to Yertle the Turtle you'll know that Dr. Seuss was one tough mutha.

9) The 8 Most Bizarre and Ridiculous Public-Access TV Shows
You know how you'll watch someone on TV and suddenly get overcomewith jealousy, knowing you'll never have the talent or success of thatperson? None of the people on this list will make you feel that way.

8) The 20 Most Bizarre Craigslist Ads of All Time
Favorite Ad: "I took your purse and felt a connection." Perhaps not as romantic as playing In Your Eyes on a boom box outside of woman's window, but if the relationship doesn't work out you'll probably still have her Visa.

7) The Top 5 Fake Bands
Any list that features both Jesse Katsopolis and Jordan Catalano is a list worth mentioning.

6) The 15 Best News Bloopers of All Time
This video list features NBC anchor Sue Simmons yelling the F word. 'Nuff said.

5) The 7 Most Depressing Songs Ever Sung By a Muppet
Big Bird at Jim Henson's memorial is equal parts sad, beautiful, and bad-acid trip.

4) 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants, According to His New Mix-Tape, The Demo Tape
Best line from "Birthday Sex": "To have you scream 'It hurts,it hurts!' then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches yourthirst, your thirst."

3) 11 Sexy Photos Totally Ruined by People in the Background and 11 Photos of People Totally Ruined by Sex in the Background
Four words of wisdom we will now always remember: Flush. The. Toilet. First.

2) YouTube Comment or ee cummings?
After reading this list you'll come to the conclusion that peoplewho comment on YouTube are grossly underrated poets or that e.e.cummings had an unreported phoning-it-in period. Favorite surprise e.e.cummings line: "There is some shit I will not eat."

1) 11 Things That Look Like Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson is creepier than the title character in Leprechaun. We don't know how Tito and the boys ever fell asleep at night.