哦，向一直惦記小8有沒有如願以償的同學們匯報一下

最近上班焦得裏外全糊，完全沒時間去買禮物；Eve又去滑了一天雪，到家時手腳僵硬渾身酸痛基本上是go straight to bed。不過想想這Santa有沒有光臨是對一年是否naughty 的一個總評，怎麽著也得敷衍兩下，於是翻身下床，在某人送的香水禮盒裏找到一個金色的小包包，想著可以指金為藍，硬說這是little wallet即可。想想又塞了一張票子進去，再上床時，不禁再次讚歎自己實為天下一等一之良母也。

隔天，8黑拿了小金包包，也為現大洋作歡欣狀，但神色終是不寧，若有所失。終於第二天發問：為什麽Santa沒有給我禮物？

啊？你不是得到了little wallet嗎, even has money in it?

不~~是~~~ it wasn’t from my wish list!

。。。。我也沒得到我wish list上的東西，，，，讓我們抱頭痛哭吧，，，，

他狐疑地盯著俺：You had a wish list? Can I see?

。。。。在公司沒帶回來。Anyway，讓我們抱頭痛哭吧？

。。。。 。。。。

於是按下不提。以為就此糊弄了事，結果前兩天檢查他的Journey book發現此事居然還是在他的幼小心靈上留下了痕跡：

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NO PRESENTS!

I was feeling as if I were a frog eating 9,999,999 flies, one at a time. I thought that there was a X-mas present under the X-mas tree.

I only thought.

There was no present! By this surprise I got REALL mad, so mad it made me forget the Y in the really in this sentence.

But… wait a minute! I’ve got a gold bag! Open it… Hmmm…mmm! Money! I got $5!

The end.

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他這joke如此別出心裁以至於老師一開始都沒能領悟、、、、、

 

說到寫東西，他最近的一首關於廣島原子彈的詩倒是令我偶拜不已非常值得大力顯擺一下——

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<> <> <> <> <> <>   One day, there was a man He had plotted a really bad plan He thought of exploding Hiroshima The people were really mad and they thought of calling their dads They said that it wasn't fair but, the man said that he didn't care. They flew in such a rage, that they thought of locking him in a cage. They even fought him with a war, but the man won even more　 （雖然沒太明白為什麽people一mad就要考慮call他們的dad但這幾句簡直太文采斐然了也）   The explosion was made by a bomb The bomb was called the Little Boy Bomb The man was locked in a cage And also, the bomb meant the start of the Atomic Age But somehow the man acted like superman And when all the people saw him, away they ran

 

 

 

[黑黑黑黑]

8787所有親愛的慧眼們。。。。。。。。新年快樂！！！

[簡寧寧]

小詩寫的真好唉！！

[octmonkey]

8黑實在是太有才了，嚴重偶拜。

4黑，很吃驚歪沒有對你糊弄8黑的行為替8黑鳴不平。小孩子很快會長大的，到8黑10歲左右就不會相信Santa了，你還是要在以後的幾個聖誕節裏多加彌補，讓8黑小寶貝兒失去這一段童年樂趣於心不忍啊。

[aptamer]

天才！

[丁香結]

我的天！超人！
太油菜啦，小哲人呀，耐你沒商量～