我說：hey, why don't you write a story about this cat? this name is so funny, it might become a best-seller book!
Once there was a S.C.. S.C. is for Scaredy-cat and this cat is really scared. The story's going to start at any second!
There was a tornado. S.C. is allergic to tornadoes. Once she got caught by one. She screamed and yelled and grew purple. Funny.
But once, she dived to the bottom of the ocean. There, she found a tsunami. Then, she shreiked, and tied herself to a bunch of TNT! Silly fact #1: Water explodes when with TNT. KOOOMMMBLLLAAAASSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!! That made the tsunami even bigger. S.C. was expecting herself to be already dying in pieces, but she found herself on land quickly.
S.C. and other cats have a life a long time ago to now: 25,000,000 years ago to 2010. As soon as she was born, the world seemed to explode around her. BBLAAAMMN-BBBLLLAAAAAASSSHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! The dinosaurs had died. There had been an meteorite! S.C. was blown around like a toy. How scary!
Chapter 2 YUCK!!!
S.C. is also allergic to lima beans. She screamed and yelled and grew purple dots if she ate one. Funny. Once her mother made her 1/2 a bowl of lima beans and with one look of it, she threw up. Just then a fulmar attacked. Then a frigate bird. The frigate bird yanked of feathers of the fulmar and the fulmar lost balance and spit yellow puke at the frigate bird. What sloppy eaters!
Chapter 3 Daring
In 1990's, a bully bullied S.C. into saying that she loved Krelvdin. So that's how Valentines Day began. Valentines day is a bullier's holiday. Get it? No, you don't. Oh yeah? Prove it. O.K., you don't know. Find. I'll tell you: A bullier's holiday means that a bully made this holiday up. Simple.
Chapter 4 Kileva
The V.P.T.A.A. (Volcanic People That Are Awesome) invited S.C. for the ultra volcanologists test! And guess what? She survived! The test was basiclly that: You have to jump from the top of the rim of Kileva, a very active volcano in Hiwaii. The trip to Hawaii was free! Here was a coupon:
Either be Naked in the Volcano or Join US!!
Once you got the coupon you had to use it. Awesome!
I went to sent S.C. in Hawaii. I would rather jump off than be naked! S.C. jumped of it too. It was super ultra hot. S.C's skin even burned!
S.C. had a medal after the test. She dropped, jumped, said ---AHHHH!
Chapter 6 Monsters!
After the test, S.C. watched horror movies. "Scream!" "Chomp!" that night, she had nightmares. Boom! Crash! Lightning clouds formed around her. A monster or alien flew out of the sky from a UFO! Ahhhhh! The alien chased her onto the railroad. She was trapped. But there, she found a pumper car. Run! -------- She found herself awake, saying "AAAHHH!"
Chapter 7 Fires!
Since New York was full of horror movies, she went to Chicago in 1981 March 8th. 15th hour in the day P.M. Right when she came, it was unbelievably hat. The great fire had begun!
S.C. started of by building a village near the fire. Other people were here too. S.C. didn't mind the heat because NY was so cold and she had frost bite. The villagers had already moved. So S.C. rented the other houses. It was so disrespectful and irresponsible! She even made each rent more than $50,000,000! Oh my gosh!