一月壽星生日大餐

一月底在孫壽星家為一月壽星集體祝壽，生日大餐超級豐盛，雞鴨魚蝦豬牛肉一網打盡。孫壽星戲言道，今日大餐乃近期最後的輝煌，下周夫人公司開始裁員。孫夫人頂裁員之風，依然作爬梯之案，孫壽星冒太太被裁之險，依舊談笑風生，如此良好心態，惹眾人直呼壽星萬歲，夫人萬萬歲！

歡呼過後回到餐桌上來盡享美味


美味蔥薑龍蝦
 
火辣水煮魚
 
酒香醉雞腿
 
正宗鹽水鴨
 
紅燒獅子頭
 
夫妻辣肺片
 
海鮮大拚盤
 
紅燒鮮徹魚
 
剁椒豆腐魚
 
醬色油烤鴨
 
陳皮辣牛肉
 
茄汁烤排骨
 
韭黃炒豆芽
 
油燜辣蘆筍 
 
絲瓜油麵筋
 
蒜香豌豆苗
 
椒豆鮮鮑魚
 
豆皮醬素鴨
 
夫人長壽麵 
 
友情長壽麵（朋友人未露麵，祝壽麵倒是送來了）
 
烤麩素什錦
 
油炸蘿卜球
 
酸甜脆蘿卜
 
茄汁芒果條
 
芹菜豆幹絲
 
燕皮蛋餃湯
 
香脆炸春卷
 
雪花奶油餅
 
甜脆山核桃
 
甜蜜菠蘿汁
 
糖果香瓜子
 
Berry Cheesecake
 
醇濃家鄉酒
 
慶豐祥普洱
 
華爾街勁牛端上餐桌

都等著你發飆呢


祝壽星們生日快樂！
 

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**_VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES_**

*****NEW EMPLOYMENT LAWS*****

**New Policy: Effective from March 2009**

//_Dress Code_//

**It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.***

**If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.**

**If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and** **therefore you do not need a raise.**

*//_Sick Days_//

**We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness.*** **If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.**

*//_Annual Leave Days_//

**Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.***

*//_Bereavement Leave_//

**This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.***

**In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.**

*//_Toilet Use_//

**Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.***

**After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. **

**Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.**

*//_Lunch Break_//

**Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.***

**Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.**

**Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.**

**Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.**

**Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed
elsewhere***