【幽默】THE WOMAN\'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

WHAT HE SAYS	WHAT HE MEANS
I'm hungry	I'm hungry
I'm sleepy	I'm sleepy
I'm tired	I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie	I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner?	I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime?	I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance?	I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress	Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage	I want to fondle you
What's wrong?	I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this
What's wrong?	what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong?	I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored	Do you want to have sex?
I love you	Let's have sex now
I love you, too	Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair	I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair	$50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk	I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?	I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping)	Pick any frigging dress and let's go home!