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俺家對話集錦-博您一笑

(2010-11-13 16:44:03) 下一個

She: Why do you always stare at me?
He: Because you are my eye candy!
評論:這也太甜言蜜語了吧

She: Honey, is our dinner done? (He has been baking cornish hens about 40 minutes)
He: not yet honey.
She: Why? Why does it take longer time than cooking his mom?! (I sometimes bake a whole chicken)
結果:他大笑不止

He: May I brush (my teeth) with you together?
She: No, Why?
He: You are my together wife!
評論:就這麽粘人。

She: Honey, did you see a slice of a cake I put into a plastic bag yesterday?
He: hmmmm......I ate
She: Why?! You are not supposed to eat any desert in the evening!
He: well, I ate it between this morning time and noon time, my FOOD POLICE!
結果:語塞,隻能停止埋怨,哈哈大笑。

She: I love your wife!
He: I love her too. I love your husband!
She: Me too, I can't believe we have so many things in common!

He: I love loving my wife!
She: wow, your are so lucky!

這句話讓我目瞪口呆:your lips are sugar-coated, he said after we had a kiss.

還有一回,胖子去停車場開車,我在某地門口等著。他開到我跟前居然說:“Hey, Miss, need a ride?!"
我即可語塞,然後邊上車邊回敬道:“sorry, I am waiting for my handsome boyfriend." 胖子還不死心,兩人在車裏繼續編排了一會兒, 嗬嗬。

某天,他做了啥我不滿意的事, 我說:you will be punished! 他回敬:yes, I will get 10 kisses! 所以根本就生氣不起來。


在院子裏拽幾顆砍倒的樹,從這頭到那頭,走回來的時候都要手拉手,還相互吹捧“你真棒,你真賣力”等等。


怪和他弟弟來訪的女性朋友說:沒看見過這麽affectionate的couple, 換句話,沒見過像你們這樣互粘和顯擺感情的,嗬嗬。

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笨企鵝 回複 悄悄話 甜蜜戰友,嗬嗬
笨企鵝 回複 悄悄話 是啊,一個看不見就多吃兩口,真沒轍!
jane918 回複 悄悄話 想改變老美吃甜食的毛病很難很難。。。我老公的媽媽一次吃了一大桶冰激淩我都暈了看著他們大吃特吃冰激淩。。唉!我本來以身作則給他們看,結果是:無效!
jane918 回複 悄悄話 哈哈。。俺老公也是這樣地粘銀。。。
tibuko 回複 悄悄話 "Affectionate"?
DanaD 回複 悄悄話 夠資格顯擺的,羨慕ing!
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