She: Why do you always stare at me?
He: Because you are my eye candy!
評論：這也太甜言蜜語了吧

She: Honey, is our dinner done? (He has been baking cornish hens about 40 minutes)
He: not yet honey.
She: Why? Why does it take longer time than cooking his mom?! (I sometimes bake a whole chicken)
結果：他大笑不止

He: May I brush (my teeth) with you together？
She: No, Why?
He: You are my together wife!
評論：就這麽粘人。

She: Honey, did you see a slice of a cake I put into a plastic bag yesterday?
He: hmmmm......I ate
She: Why?! You are not supposed to eat any desert in the evening!
He: well, I ate it between this morning time and noon time, my FOOD POLICE!
結果：語塞，隻能停止埋怨，哈哈大笑。

She: I love your wife!
He: I love her too. I love your husband!
She: Me too, I can't believe we have so many things in common!

He: I love loving my wife!
She: wow, your are so lucky!

這句話讓我目瞪口呆：your lips are sugar-coated, he said after we had a kiss.

還有一回，胖子去停車場開車，我在某地門口等著。他開到我跟前居然說：“Hey, Miss, need a ride?!"
我即可語塞，然後邊上車邊回敬道：“sorry, I am waiting for my handsome boyfriend." 胖子還不死心，兩人在車裏繼續編排了一會兒， 嗬嗬。

某天，他做了啥我不滿意的事， 我說：you will be punished! 他回敬：yes, I will get 10 kisses! 所以根本就生氣不起來。


在院子裏拽幾顆砍倒的樹，從這頭到那頭，走回來的時候都要手拉手，還相互吹捧“你真棒，你真賣力”等等。


難怪和他弟弟來訪的女性朋友說：沒看見過這麽affectionate的couple， 換句話，沒見過像你們這樣互粘和顯擺感情的，嗬嗬。