俺家對話集錦-博您一笑
文章來源: 笨企鵝2010-11-13 16:44:03

She: Why do you always stare at me?
He: Because you are my eye candy!
評論:這也太甜言蜜語了吧

She: Honey, is our dinner done? (He has been baking cornish hens about 40 minutes)
He: not yet honey.
She: Why? Why does it take longer time than cooking his mom?! (I sometimes bake a whole chicken)
結果:他大笑不止

He: May I brush (my teeth) with you together?
She: No, Why?
He: You are my together wife!
評論:就這麽粘人。

She: Honey, did you see a slice of a cake I put into a plastic bag yesterday?
He: hmmmm......I ate
She: Why?! You are not supposed to eat any desert in the evening!
He: well, I ate it between this morning time and noon time, my FOOD POLICE!
結果:語塞,隻能停止埋怨,哈哈大笑。

She: I love your wife!
He: I love her too. I love your husband!
She: Me too, I can't believe we have so many things in common!

He: I love loving my wife!
She: wow, your are so lucky!

這句話讓我目瞪口呆:your lips are sugar-coated, he said after we had a kiss.

還有一回,胖子去停車場開車,我在某地門口等著。他開到我跟前居然說:“Hey, Miss, need a ride?!"
我即可語塞,然後邊上車邊回敬道:“sorry, I am waiting for my handsome boyfriend." 胖子還不死心,兩人在車裏繼續編排了一會兒, 嗬嗬。

某天,他做了啥我不滿意的事, 我說:you will be punished! 他回敬:yes, I will get 10 kisses! 所以根本就生氣不起來。


在院子裏拽幾顆砍倒的樹,從這頭到那頭,走回來的時候都要手拉手,還相互吹捧“你真棒,你真賣力”等等。


怪和他弟弟來訪的女性朋友說:沒看見過這麽affectionate的couple, 換句話,沒見過像你們這樣互粘和顯擺感情的,嗬嗬。