江南的臘梅
詩情畫意的江南
Men Are Hard To Please
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他說妳沒大腦！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好象他奶媽
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他 “ 關心 ” 妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
but if u don't do it, they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
