My hairy son - 老三的一則笑話 (有圖有真相）

"Roland, did you wash your hair?" 7歲的兒子剛洗完澡出來。由於他總是忘記洗頭，當媽的我總要關心這麽一句。

"Yes!" Roland 不假思索地回答。

由於這個兒子有不用洗發水的前科，於是老媽不放心地追問："Did you use shampoo?" 

"Yes!, I also used conditioner this time!" 這次兒子語帶驕傲。

"Oh, good boy!" 老媽終於放下心來，由衷地表揚一下。

期待著媽媽更多的讚美，兒子自豪地provided more details:"I put conditioner all over my body."

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比老三大兩歲的老二這時忍不住笑："Why do you put conditioner on your body? It's for your hair!"

"For my hair? What does it do to my hair, Mom?" Roland 疑惑又有點尷尬地問。"I thought my skin is rough, I want it to be smooth."

我一想，都是我這個當媽的疏忽，隻要求他們用這個，用那個，卻從來沒告訴他們為什麽："Conditioner provides nutrients for your hair. So your hair will grow strong and heathy." 

我話音未落，Roland變色驚呼： "OH! NO! MY BODY HAIR!!!"