講個笑話給你們聽，剛2分鍾前發生的

版主覺得和家無關，隨便刪哈，我不會介意的

事情是這樣滴：今天我媽因為複活節，做了好吃的，叫我們一家人去吃晚飯，我因為不太舒服，就沒去，他們自己去的。

大部隊走了有40分鍾吧，我老公突然來電話,以下是我們的一分鍾對話：

“Honey, are you ok?"

“Yeah, why?"

"Samuel (我老二）said he just called you wanna see how you are doing at home, but a guy answered your phone."

"Oh? He must dialed a wrong number"

"But he said he checked the phone, it was your number."

"Really?... ”

電話就在我旁邊，壓根兒就沒響過嘛。

我懶得和他說啦，還忙著在家壇灌水呢，於是打發他：

“Oh, I forgot, my BF was here few minutes ago."

"Your what? Sorry, the kids are noisy here."

我提高8度： "My B-O-Y friend!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..." 

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..."

老公笑得直喘："hahaha，you are so funny. Ok, dinner's ready, I love you." 

The End!