那壺不提開那壺

今天的早餐桌上，兒子突然想起三月份，老爸的生日快來了，連忙問在看早新聞的老爸：“Dad, which day is your birthday?”

“I don't know.”老爸賣關子呢。

兒子隻好轉頭問老媽：“Mommy, which day?”

“It is XXday.” 老媽回了一句。

兒子從餐桌上下來，跑到老爸跟前，給老爸說：“Dad, you can drink beer all the day in your birthday.”

“What does this mean--“all the day”?”老爸開兒子玩笑。

“It  means you can drink beer during breakfast, lunch and dinner.”兒子認真地告訴老爸。

“But I have to drive you to school.”老爸假裝歎口氣。

“Then you can drink as much as you can during dinner time.”

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塞，孝順的兒子呀，你其實不懂老爸的心－－老爸才不想過這個生日呢。過了這個生日，老爸做了幾年的８２－２８夢就要倒過來，成老媽的笑料了。

（3/4/2008)