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步驟１：尋找雞蛋。１分鍾後仍沒找到，打電話給老婆，終於找到了。
步驟２：洗雞蛋。
步驟３：打雞蛋。輕輕磕，用力磕，用大力磕。
步驟４：清理操作台上的雞蛋清。
步驟５：清理碗中的雞蛋殼。用筷子夾，用勺子舀，用手抓，成功了（現在知道為什麽要洗雞蛋了吧）。
步驟６：攪拌。清理臉上、手上和衣服上的雞蛋清。
步驟７：發現碗中的雞蛋沒剩下多少了，又拿出兩枚，重複步驟２—７。
步驟８：打火，打不著。還是打不著。怎麽打也打不著。
步驟９：打電話問老婆。
步驟１０：擰開氣閥。終於打著了。
步驟１１：擦紅花油，簡單處理臉部灼傷。
步驟１２：放油。
步驟１３：倒掉紅花油，重新放入花生油。哎，一字之差！
步驟１４：等待油熱，並幻想老婆吃雞蛋時被表揚。
步驟１５：救火，扇子扇，水潑，火越燒越大。
步驟１６：在濃煙中爬著去找電話。
步驟１７：在電話旁思考火警電話是１１０、１２０還是１１９
男人太可愛了! 寵寵他!
祝你周末開心!
let me tell you a true story:
one day, I had some meat in the oven. When my hubby came home, little guy wants him to play with him, but dad said, he is tired, so, I took the little guy outside to let my LG have some quiet time, meanwhile I told him, -- Turn off the oven, after 10 minutes. But, when I came inside, the house is full of smoke, and all the windows are open, but the oven is still ON...... I asked him, what have you been doing.... he said, I dont know, just the smoke are everywhere, but you did not tell me to turn off the OVen, I said, I did............. even with all the smoke, you still dont take a look at oven..... he said I have no idea.... I said, what if the house caught on fire, but he said, there is no fire now at least.....
The guy in your story knew at least to call EMS.....
Thanks for sharing.
不記的哪個sitcom，還是ad, 看過男子打雞蛋的滑稽鏡頭。
廚房一般是妻子們的統領地，閑人莫入。閑人也樂的不入。