SWINEFLUUU!!!IHATEPLAATES!!StupidlittleplatesI’llgetthemandI’llgetthemgood.Soyou’reprobablywonderingwhyIhateplatesyesIknowitisweirdImeanplatesaren’tevenalivewellhereishowithappened....Mymumanddadtookmetoamuseumaboutplates,plateshonestlyhowboringcanyougetImeanitisjustapieceofclayandyetpeoplecomefromJapanjusttoseeitwhyonearthwouldyouwanttotravelonanairplanewhichwouldquiteabitofmoneyjustsoyoucanc...[
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Thatstinks!!Ican’tbelievemydadgotmetocleanthetoiletitisamessyjobIfeelsorryfortoiletcleanersnowIknowwhattheyhavebeenthrough.Itisatrulyhorriblejobandtoiletsshouldbeselfcleaningforeveryone’ssakes.YoudonotwanttoknowwhatIsaw,butI’mgoingtotellyouanywaybitsofpoothatgotstuckfelloutandIhadtouseawholelotoftoiletcleanerIohyeah.GuesswhatIamgoingtodonowREVENGEwhenmymumgetsback(shenormallydoesthecleaning)let...[
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Quizimpossible!!HieveryonesorryIhavebeenabitpreoccupiedsowasn’tabletowriteandforthosewhoonlyjustreadthisjustforgetitbecauseIdon’twanttodisappointyoutoomuchaboutwhatyou’vemissed.Anywaymynewcomputerissogood,butguesswhatIhavetwonewcomputersguesswhy.Here’sacluewhathappensifyouputsomereallyloudsoundnexttoaglass?WellIwilltellyouaboutthatnextweekIreallygottotellyouaboutthisquiz.Here’showitgoesrightp...[
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LOOKOUTVIRUSABOUT!!!!!!Don’tyoujusthatecomputerviruseswhatapestcan’ttheygiveusabreakwejustwanttogoontheinternetandformeplaysomegames.Iplayanonlinegamecalledtraviandoyouplayitaswellifyoudothendelightedtomeetyoumytravianbuddyandifyoucanreplytothis.Wehavetosuffersomuchjustbecauseofsomelazyconmanhugh.Forpeoplewithabankaccountcoryouguysneedsomeprettytoughantiviruswhatdoyouhavemineisjuststandardbecaus...[
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EXPLOSION!!!WHATTHE!!!WaswhatIthoughtwhenIheardaearsplittingnoise.WhatwasitIthoughtsoIwenttoinvestigatemymumanddadwereshoutingwhathadhappened.AfterwardsmydadtoldmehethoughtitwaswindWINDwowwemustbeinthemiddleofathunderstormandnexthetellsmehethoughtitwasagasexplosionandIgotalittleworried.Imeanitwasloudenough,butthenmydadliftedupthefloorboardsandguesswhathegotsoakedbecausehehadaccidentally…ohhangonI...[
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Aghhfire!!SoIaskyouthisquestionhowdoyougetburnedwithoutafire?Hmmanytakersanyoneohanddon’tsayit’snotpossiblebecausemyfriendjustdidjustthat.YeahIknowouchandhere’sthefunnythinghehadtowearasocalledplasteronhisbackwhichlookedlikeanappy!!YesI’mseriousandhewassoashamedhedidn’tbotherputtingiton.Guesswhathappenedonthedayafterwardshefellonhisback!Ohhhthat’ssomebadluckyouch.HewascryingandgoodnessIdon’...[
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Ohdamnit!!!Ican’tbelieveIforgotmydadwassupposedtobepickingmestraightafterschool,butIforgotstupidstupidstupid.MystateoftheartbrandnewcomputerispainfullyoutofreachandIhavetowaitanotherWEEK!OhitwouldbesuperfastanditwouldlooksuperbjustmyluckImissedit.Damnit!OhhhinanotherweekwhoknowswhatwillhappenIdon’twantthistokeepgettingdelayedaswell.AnotherweekoftorturewiththiscomputerandI’mgoingtogocrazywhyamIb...[
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ComputerslovethemorhatethemDoyoulikecomputersordoyouhatethemwellIhatemycomputerforsureandguesswhat?After3yearsofputtingupwithitI’mgettinganewonetomorrowhurrah(thatwasn’tspeltrightwasit?).Whatcomputerdoyouhaveanddoesitworkwellminecertainlydoesn’tworkverywellitwasrebooted7TIMESbecauseofvirusesandnowitcrasheseverysingleday(thankgoodnessIhaveantivirusnownoexpensesparedtoo)andIcan’tplaymostoftheonl...[
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Don’tyoujusthatedelaysDon’tyoujusthatedelays?Itssofrustratinglikeattheairportyouhavetowaithoursifaplaneisdelayeditsmadeworsebythefactyouhavetogetthere2hoursearly.Sowhat’syourworstnightmareaboutdelaysI’lltellyouwhatmineisstuckinatrafficjamanddesperatelyneedthetoiletyoucan’tgetmuchworsethanthat.Justfortherecordthat’sexactlywhathappenedtomethereisnothingworsethanneedingthetoiletonlytofindoutyou...[
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JACKPOTOkthisisallaboutmydayatTraffordcentersarcadeorwhateveryoucallit.Everyonegoestherenotbecauseoftheprizesyouwin,butbecauseofthejoyofwinningajackpot.WhichiswhatIdidtodayfourtimestobeexactonthesamemachinewhichwasacoinpusher.Ihitthespecialjackpotareaandoutcameahundredtickets.SowhenIlostallmymoneyonthemachineandwenttopestmydadformoreeveryonelookedatmeinawe(heythatrhymed).SoonIcamebackandhadtowaita...[
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