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EXPLOSION!!!WHAT THE!!! Was what I thought when I heard a ear splitting noise. What was it I thought so I went to investigate my mum and dad were shouting what had happened. Afterwards my dad told me he thought it was wind WIND wow we must be in the middle of a thunderstorm and next he tells me he thought it was a gas explosion and I got a little worried. I mean it was loud enough, but then my dad lifted up the floorboards and guess what he got soaked because he had accidentally… oh hang on I forgot to mention this. Well we are getting a new carpet, but my dad just had to try to fix the loose floorboards so he tried to fix it with a nail… and you see where this is going don’t you. So splash and my dad had to hold down the water with his thumb. Along came my mum and took dad’s place while my dad went to find the tools to fix it for 5 minutes. Well you can imagine the horror for squatting 1 minute how about 5 yeah pain lotsa pain better my mum than me. In the end they resorted to chewing gum and I had no water to wash with NO WATER yeah that’s nothing is it. Well to make things worse the carpenters came and the house was a mess all day plus the floor where the tiles used to be was all stick and I was actually stuck a couple of times a bit like stuck in quicksand and that ends today if you have any pains in the backsides you know what to do tell me about it. Because I like to see people suffer MWAHHHAA nah just kidding ya bye.