周末上個兒子笑話,供JJMM娛樂..

My hu*****and signed up to volunteer at our 5 year old son's art class at school the other day. The artist they were going to study for the class was Renoir. My hu*****and walked in with one of Renoir's paintings in a big poster.

Seeing that, our son asked, "Did you paint it, Daddy?"

"Yes, Daddy painted it last night." my hu*****and jokingly replied.

Then he raised his hand and proudly said to the teacher, "My Daddy painted it. He is from China."

His teacher then started introducing Renoir. At one point, she asked the class, "do you know where Renoir was born?"

The class cried in unison, "he was born in China."

Talk about quick learning!

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• :-) -有事也不生非- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:21:59

• 兒子對老爹要產生信任危機了：） -huangshang- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:31:53

• 這個不好開笑話的。 -axyw- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:33:35

• 這個, 哪裏好笑? -蘇.蘇- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 07:53:12

• Ha ha ... -caixiaxingyun- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 08:35:31

• haha，老師肯定黑線了. -totem- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:04:06

• hahah，老師當場暈倒，孩子們太可愛了。 -wenxuejenny- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:36:22

• 爸爸這麽回答不適宜雖然是個joke, 但孩子不會分辨會對孩子有不好的影響 -yorkie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:38:17

• It's interesting to see that people -Gardenia_On_The_Bay- ♀ (318 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 09:56:25

• 哈哈，孩子們太可愛了：） -Bambooseven- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:27:03

• Haha, kids are awesome! -ECityBlues- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:34:45

• 哈哈哈哈，這個老公誤導能力太強了，你平時不用老做這位老師不得不做的吧？ -greenlawn- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 10:50:09

• 覺得挺好笑的，在教室裏。 -Pink俠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 11:21:02

• 好可愛的孩子 -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/09/2012 postreply 13:58:19