周末上個兒子笑話,供JJMM娛樂..

My hu*****and signed up to volunteer at our 5 year old son's art class at school the other day. The artist they were going to study for the class was Renoir. My hu*****and walked in with one of Renoir's paintings in a big poster.

Seeing that, our son asked, "Did you paint it, Daddy?"

"Yes, Daddy painted it last night." my hu*****and jokingly replied.

Then he raised his hand and proudly said to the teacher, "My Daddy painted it. He is from China."

His teacher then started introducing Renoir. At one point, she asked the class, "do you know where Renoir was born?"

The class cried in unison, "he was born in China."

Talk about quick learning!

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