昨日比賽過後,XD
們大概都看到了,冰箱大大地誇了小林一把。其實,林也心領神會,本著來而不往非禮也的雞本原則,立馬一記MP拍了回去。
冰箱的原文在此:“I
thought Jeremy had a really good game,” McHale said of his point guard who finished with 16 points and 9 assists. “I thought he pushed the ball, I thought he broke down their defense early, got on top of them before they could get set. That’s when we’re at our best when we’re on top of them before they get set. He made some nice passes and he did a good job of getting Dwight involved. We had some really good ball movement, and did some really good stuff out there, getting back to how we have to play basketball. It’s nice, we just have to keep doing it.”
XD俺是看不懂英文滴,找盆友翻譯了一下下,是這個樣子滴:
“俺要雪豪哥今晚上活兒練得真的不賴,”邊說邊摟了一眼貼在冰箱門上的數據統計,上邊寫著:16分9助,接著雪:“俺覺得他是用手運球推進滴,用腳早早踹碎了鬼子的柵欄,在鬼子還在用PG思考試圖找到北之前就用PG騎在他們頭上作威作福,嫩不曉得,在鬼子找到北之前就用PG騎在他們頭上那真是爽呆了。豪哥還甩出了不少漂漂球,這些漂漂球喂得火花跟娶媳婦似的爽歪歪。孩兒們總算是把個球好好地移動起來了,跟雷鋒似的幹了些應該幹的好事。當然,幹一晚上好事並不難,難的是整個賽季都幹好事,咱們得堅持下去哈。”
小林的MP其實是兩記:
談到比賽,豪哥是這麽雪冰箱滴:“。。。嫩還記得不?前兒在‘我行屯’,俺們都領先25塊了,卻被鬼子蹂躪到俺們倒歉了他們5塊,鬼才想這種事情One More Time呢。今晚,偉大領袖冰箱及時給兄弟們提了個醒,為俺們指明了戰鬥的方向,讓俺們瞅見了勝利之門。”
關於第四節火箭頂住凱爾特人的反擊,豪哥又雪:“…..布蘭頓-巴斯和賈裏德-貝勒斯啃腚是打過雞血,他倆欲火起來,俺們按既定套路怎麽悶都悶不住,關鍵時刻,冰箱雞毛一揮,令水哥去給賈裏德滅火,令太冷死(囧死)去給巴斯降溫,俺覺得冰箱的戰略戰術真TMD蓋了。”
這倆互拍,確實比較少見,XD們猜了諸多可能性,是不是還有這種可能?即:被窩的傷勢出現反複,比如非得用還沒痊愈的右手數錢,結果數錢數到又不聽使喚了?冰箱木法,指望不上被窩還能指望胡啊?那。。那還不趕緊明送秋波猛拋媚眼?
再說說火花,有個鏡頭,火花在第四節被砍,不停地用那稍顯別扭的動作罰球,觀眾莞爾,有的是善意滴,比如司令;有的是惡意滴,比如板凳。有趣的是火花自己也笑,憨憨滴。