Rivers: Did I mention how many plays will feature you on offense?
Jordan: Yeah, you did.
Rivers: But did I go over each in detail?
Jordan: Well, not exactly…
Rivers: Great! Let’s do that. Let’s start with a 1-5 pick-and-roll…
An hour later:
Jordan: OK, coach. That was great, but now I really ought to go.
Griffin: Hey, where’s the bathroom around here?
Jordan: Around the corner.
Griffin: Great. I’ll be just a minute.
Fifteen minutes later:
Jordan: OK, this is getting ridiculous. I’ve got to go.
Paul: [lifts hand for high-five]
Jordan: Surprised smile
Jordan: Open-mouthed smile