早晨5點鍾,父女倆正在吃早飯,天還沒亮小棉襖就想出去玩,爸爸開始試圖循循善誘地教導,不料小棉襖滴水潑不進絲毫不為所動,生生地把一場父女的對話演變成了小棉襖對老爸的審訊,大老爺們兒在小蘿莉追問下倒出了自己一大籮筐糗事,徹底抓狂了... ...
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Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!
G : Papa can we play outside?
D: No!!!!
G: Why???
D: coz it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.
G: Why?!
D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)
G: Why?
D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later
G: Y?
D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount, sun shows on the horizon.
G: Y?
D: I don't know!!
G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?
D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.
G: Y?
D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.
G: WHHHH~~Y?
D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.
G: Y?
D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.
G: Y?
D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make, it is pretty much a joke.
G: Y?
D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.
G: Y?
D: we got good jobs for a while, it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky
G: Y?
D: it's just the way it goes.
G: Y?
D: coz God is dead, we're alone.
G: okay!!
D: