【猜猜我是誰】小棉襖追問,老爸徹底抓狂 by 抓狂的老爸

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早晨5點鍾,父女倆正在吃早飯,天還沒亮小棉襖就想出去玩,爸爸開始試圖循循善誘地教導,不料小棉襖滴水潑不進絲毫不為所動,生生地把一場父女的對話演變成了小棉襖對老爸的審訊,大老爺們兒在小蘿莉追問下倒出了自己一大籮筐糗事,徹底抓狂了... ...

 

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Sweet little girl's brutal interrogation of her dad!

G :  Papa can we play outside?

D:  No!!!! 恨

G: Why??? 什麽

D: coz  it's 5 o'clock in the morning, it's too early.

G: Why?!

D: the sun hasn't come up yet. (mouth half filled)

G: Why?

D: becaus~(swallow)se... the sun comes up later

G: Y?

D: well, the earth goes around when it turns a certain amount,  sun shows on the horizon.

G: Y?

D: I don't know!!暈

G: Y~ai? Why don't you know Papa?

D: coz I didn't pay attention in school , ok, I didn't listenin' class.小聲點

G: Y?

D: coz I was high all the time… I smoke too much pots.財迷

G: WHHHH~~Y? 得意

D: I ain.. I aint think it would matter.

G: Y?

D: I just figure my life will come to on its own, then I met your mom and you came along, so now I work at the muffler shop.

G: Y?

D: well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now since your mom has a job with benefit, I stay home I take care you, coz what I make,  it is pretty much a joke.

G: Y?

D: well the service economy replace manufacturing, there's no real job in America anymore.

G: Y?

D: we got good jobs for a while,  it's just we're lucky and now we're unlucky

G: Y?

D: it's just the way it goes.

G: Y?

D: coz God is dead, we're alone. 財迷

G: okay!! 鬼臉

D: 汗恨