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<Cooking Skill>

When I cook,
I either burn the food,
burn the pot,
or burn my fingertip.
Lucky enough, till now,
I haven't burned my house.

If I don't burn anything,
I break a glass cup,
a clay bowl, 
or a porcelain plate. 
get cut by their broken pieces,
what a ouch!

Who said that cooking is a skill?
Then why have I never improved it?
No matter how much I practice, 
for once a day, twice a day,
even three times a day!
Alas, cooking is an ability,
I am just incapable of
Cooking!!!

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈！先烹小鮮，然後可治國矣~~~ -一劍天涯- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 09:06:13

• 治國不敢談，目標是滿漢全席:) -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 13:31:11

• 欣賞！！ -荷花清香- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 10:08:39

• 謝謝荷花詩人，拜讀你的佳作！ -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 13:32:15

• 哈哈！木有關係，隻要有詩和遠方。。。 -石蝶- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 10:21:42

• 得繼續練習，說不定哪天就悟出門道了：） -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 13:29:27

• 牛，實在是牛！ -秦照- ♂ (74 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 11:26:21

• 謝謝臨貼！還不夠牛。 -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 13:27:12

• 好玩，你比我牛多了，我都沒勇氣試。 -Once-always- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 15:28:09

• 試吧，沒事兒。。。試完了，再打個電話，就有滿桌子的好吃的:) -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 17:22:56

• 嗬嗬，天啦，隻能這麽誇了 ~ -江南水彩- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2017 postreply 17:26:44

• "男兒本自好身手，他日屈膝焊水喉 !"這兩句沒明白？其它誇的很好！ -elzevir- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/25/2017 postreply 06:38:59

• Is cooking that hard? Trust yourself. You can do it well. -琪涵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/25/2017 postreply 12:56:00