廚藝

<Cooking Skill>

When I cook,
I either burn the food,
burn the pot,
or burn my fingertip.
Lucky enough, till now,
I haven't burned my house.

If I don't burn anything,
I break a glass cup,
a clay bowl, 
or a porcelain plate. 
get cut by their broken pieces,
what a ouch!

Who said that cooking is a skill?
Then why have I never improved it?
No matter how much I practice, 
for once a day, twice a day,
even three times a day!
Alas, cooking is an ability,
I am just incapable of
Cooking!!!