"Best" Canon 5D Mark III review on Amazon.com

I bought this camera because I need higher quality profile pictures for my Facebook. My 1.3 megapixel (I think that's what it is called) camera on my flip phone wasn't cutting it. I make a dang good sexy-duck-face and with 22 glorious megapixels, it really shines. I would have given it fives stars except it hurts my wrist to hold it one handed while taking said sexy-duck-face pictures.

Also, I want a camera that earned me some respect. Nothing says serious photographer like a camera that cost as much as my car. I will admit that I am new to photography but that's ok. This camera almost takes the pictures for me. I get respect from all of my Instagram friends with this camera. Only problem is...I can't seem to find the "grundge" filters on it. I docked a star for that. Now if only I could find a good set of railroad tracks...

Also another problem, the touch screen on this camera seems to be broken. I am thinking of taking it back but don't want to deal with the hassle.

I also had and issue when I first starting taking photos. Nothing ever turned out. Luckily I called a friend of mine who let me borrow a lens. What kind of a camera maker ships a camera without a lens?

I also don't think this camera needs all of those extra features. I mean seriously, who uses anything but "Auto"? Waste of space if you ask me. Plus the Tv function doesn't seem to work. Question for the masses... Anyone know of a good antenna for this? I'd love to watch my shows on this thing. I prefer if it was something discrete. I don't want to have to carry a set of rabbit ears around if you know what I'm saying.

So to sum it up.

Pros:
Takes good pictures
I feel pretty cool with this hanging around my neck
I get respect when people see this

Cons:
Hurts my wrist when taking self portraits
Doesn't come with a lens
Too many modes. I just want "Auto"
Can't find the "grundge" filters
Touch screen on back is broken.
Internal Antenna doesn't work. Looking for a good external one if anyone knows of a good brand.

Would I Recommend It?:
If it wasn't for all the respect I get when people see this hanging around my neck it would be a toss up.

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• Hahahaha ... Hilarious! It made my day :-) -十方水土- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2012 postreply 23:28:54

• 哈哈！ -schatten- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 02:11:52

• Typical Canon lovers. -酒肉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 06:22:13

• 哈哈！配段同樣好玩的錄像 -U96- ♂ (112 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 08:35:48

• LMAO!! Not to mention that " touch screen on the back is broken -Raspberry- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 11:14:14

• 用Ipad 跟他換！^_^ -舟人夜語- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 12:41:48

• 有意思。U班推薦的錄像更有趣！ -逐夢天涯- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 16:54:58