看了後妻和打假大作,俺如履薄冰,惶惶然而不可終日,夜不能眠。把有後妻嫌疑的,再次貼上,爭取寬大處理。請仔細看看,踴躍打假檢舉,後妻在哪裏?
#1 飛來一隻(如乾隆名菜)紅嘴綠鸚鵡。
俺:You are very pretty.
鸚: 咱XDJM都一樣,遺傳的,不稀罕。
俺:(馬屁拍到鳥腿上啦!)
#2鸚: My cousin there is more beautiful .
#3俺:You are very cute. Everyone likes you.
鸚: 沒什麽了不起的。
俺:(這位小姐還挺謙虛的。)
#4-5俺:看來你還有什麽高招。
鸚: 咱是dentist.
俺:見過你遠房cousin替牛清牙清skin. 你也會?
鸚: They are only nurses. I am a dentist. 什麽animal都會清。Do you like me to show you? Just find an animal.
#6 俺:There are only birds here. 沒有牛。
鸚: Human being is also animal. 替你清一下?
俺:(你是鐵嘴,俺可不是鋼牙,找個台階下。)I am going to take pictures.
鸚(loudly): Starting tomorrow, 一個花生豆清一個牙。Today, free of chaaarge.
旁白 : Several people are lining up immediately. The person in picture is the second in line. She said清牙清得很舒服。
俺:你真牛。
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