灰貓和鬆鼠

這兩年都有寫夏季灰貓和鬆鼠對峙的‘守株待鼠’的故事，鬆鼠自然是怕貓咪的，不過鬆鼠的窩好像就建在樹上，它們爬樹就跟貓咪捉老鼠一樣，是天生的。灰貓卻因不會爬樹，守在樹下，最後都因灰貓沒有耐心而放棄。畢竟鬆鼠不是老鼠，它們之間不是天敵的關係。今年，灰貓又遭遇鬆鼠了，但這次鬆鼠沒有上樹，硬是被灰貓攆跑了。 昨天灰貓本來在後院玩，康狗精神不佳在家裏睡覺，看到貓奴在前麵幹活，掃地和澆水，它也來陪伴。先坐在側麵，撓癢和露點： 灰貓先生，要文明哦，你露點了。   實在無聊，看到右邊鄰居的後院門是開著的，就琢磨著去光顧： 逛完鄰家的園子，就出來了。鄰居家的園子打理得非常漂亮，灰媽灰常羨慕，但胖子它從不留念他家，隻是好奇。 過草地： 剛回到自己的這邊，四爪沒站穩：   突然就開始匍匐前進：   原來是一隻鬆鼠，站在家門口的石頭上： 對持了好一會，鬆鼠先閃了： 鬆鼠想爬上樹，灰貓放棄，不再守株待鼠。 灰貓跳上前廊，居高臨下查看：   灰貓再跳下來，先躲在小樹後麵暗中察看。嚴密監視： 看到鬆鼠並未上樹，準備下了，就躲在花後麵，準備搞突然襲擊： 鬆鼠趁灰貓察看之際奪路而逃：   逃到認為是比較安全的地方還停下來看灰貓跟著沒：   灰貓看鬆鼠停下來就跟在後麵狂奔，來到左邊鄰居的樹下：   知道捉鬆鼠無望，就回到自己的領地把守住：           直到貓奴幹完活回到後院，灰貓也屁顛屁顛地回到後院：   最後來一張灰貓和花花，祝周末愉快！               Crazy Kid -  by Kesha feat Pitbull                         Crazy Kids (feat. will.i.am) - Ke$ha Hello, wherever you are. Are you dancing on the dancefloor, Or drinking by the bar? Tonight we do it big, And shine like stars And we don't give a --, 'Cause that's just who we are. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, Them crazy, them crazy kids. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, we are the, We are the crazy people. I see ya in the club showin' Ke$ha love Ain't trippin' on them bitches that be hatin', Catch a dub. Chuckin' deuces, y'all hatin's useless, It's such a nuisance. Y'all chickens keep your two cents And keep your dollars, keep your loot. I'm fresher than that Gucci, Them boys, they want my coochie I say "No, I'm no hoochie," your homegirl hatin', I say "Who she?" Ke$ha don't give two fxxxks, I came to start that ruckus. And you wanna party with us, crazy crazy crazy crazy Hello, wherever you are. Are you dancing on the dancefloor, Or drinking by the bar? Tonight we do it big, And shine like stars And we don't give a fxxk, 'Cause that's just who we are. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, Them crazy, them crazy kids. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, we are the, We are the crazy people. I'm buzzin' off these bubbles I'm sippin' and I guzzle I'm the nagga that says mazel tov I bring the trouble If they don't have no alcohol Then I'm gonna smuggle Some Rosé, Chandon, drink 'til I see double She put boobies in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait Kissing while we talkin' So I'm speaking with a mumble *mumbles* Hello, wherever you are. Are you dancing on the dancefloor, Or drinking by the bar? Tonight we do it big, And shine like stars And we don't give a fxxk, 'Cause that's just who we are. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, Them crazy, them crazy kids. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, we are the- This is all we got and then it's gone. You call us the crazy ones. But we gonna keep on dancing 'til the dawn. 'Cause you know the party never ends, And tomorrow we gonna do it again. We the ones that play hard, we live hard, We love hard, we light up the dark. Hello, wherever you are. Are you dancing on the dancefloor, Or drinking by the bar? Tonight we do it big, And shine like stars And we don't give a fxxk, 'Cause that's just who we are. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, Them crazy, them crazy kids. And we are, we are, we are, We are, we are, The crazy kids, we are the, We are the crazy people.

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• 貓會爬樹的，灰童鞋太胖，爬不上去了：））好片！看這哥 -咪嗚- ♂ (111 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:18:42

• 哈哈，這兩毛是在觀鼠阿，人家是善待鼠友。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:22:26

• 事實的確如此，灰童鞋太胖，完全不會爬樹，以前見到鬆鼠在樹上他就臥在樹下待鼠。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:25:57

• 哪裏！貓改不了抓鼠！已經抓到兩隻鼴鼠了。鼴鼠的毛皮真是黑又亮啊！！ -咪嗚- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:35:19

• 咪嗚，你家連鼠都不見了，好歹胖灰氣勢強大，動作緩慢，威脅性極小。灰媽， -beauchat- ♀ (62 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:33:30

• 別縮小。你的圖片正好。灰媽的照片太小了，我老人家喜歡看大照片，我還正要說這事兒呢。 -咪嗚- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:36:51

• 怎麽可能啊！你沒看見一地的鼴鼠洞，唉，三個貓是白養了：（（全是賠錢貨。 -咪嗚- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 07:38:48

• 賠錢媽媽也是笑哈哈滴 -Calie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 08:58:01

• 抗議！人家胖子雖胖，但動作絕對敏捷！圖片縮小見內： -CatinGrey- ♀ (2809 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 08:18:40

• 太好了，收藏了。想寫故事時可以編輯的好看點。灰胖是心地善良，不下狠手啊。 -beauchat- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 09:43:11

• 讚讚讚！灰胖的精彩大片！鬆鼠沒抓住不要緊，關鍵是過程。媽媽花園真漂亮！ -Calie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 08:37:26

• 謝謝！後院不漂亮，但灰他老媽的確喜歡搗鼓這些花花草草滴。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 08:55:18

• 給阿姨揉一揉，這肥肥的胖肚肚，太Cute: ) -juliaGZ- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 09:03:30

• 隨便揉隨便捏。這家夥對外人是不會反抗的，對自己家人就會梅花掌侍候，俺一邊捏還準備著躲閃，以防萬一。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 09:24:09

• 灰胖可愛，花園漂亮！喵不會上樹不可怕，可怕的是上了樹不會下來，還一直往上爬爬爬。。。 -nyagela- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 10:09:08

• 謝謝！還好，胖子從不敢高估自己的能力，或許太胖，他並不知道樹還可以爬的。是杯具也是慶幸，否則真的上得去下不來，還得請消防隊。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 10:18:11

• 漂亮的花園，生動的故事，有氣場的灰胖！ -好吃不如餃子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 12:13:05

• 謝謝，謝謝！祝小 Happy 一家周末愉快！ -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 20:10:16

• 給胖灰封一個名號：那就叫守陣地的“胖將軍”。 -corgi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 15:51:38

• 灰胖謝謝來福麻麻賜名，灰胖就叫胖將軍吧。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 20:12:41

• 哈哈，灰胖將軍失守了！都是媽媽不幫忙，光顧著拍照了；） -sc2008- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 18:28:52

• 問候小花襖麻麻，最近一定很忙吧，都沒有看到你上網。祝你周末愉快。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 20:14:46

• 灰貓警長， 身手很是矯健呢， 嗯， 上樹有點困難是吧？咱坐樹下等， 不怕他不下來 -琳琳mom- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 18:33:14

• 謝謝琳琳媽！灰貓警長現在學精了，不再守株待鼠，人家開始反擊追蹤了。隻要將鬆鼠攆出地盤即可。 -CatinGrey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/14/2015 postreply 20:19:08

• 傳神，照片和故事一樣精彩，灰太帥了，雙眼那個精神氣！ -波城冬日- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/16/2015 postreply 15:24:35

• 哈哈， 灰寶們精明著呢。 都是可進可退 ，懂得明則保身呢。 阿姨親親寶貝！ -貓眯媽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2015 postreply 10:57:41