聽朋友說的。。。一天他家殺雞,他家的金毛在旁邊看著,燒了一大鍋熱水把雞毛褪了,熱水沒用完,就想著順便給狗洗個澡,結果金毛給嚇跑了,藏起來怎麽叫它都不出來。
去年年底給女兒買過一隻小烏龜,春節期間養死了,怕她傷心一直沒有告訴她。剛才她撿了幾顆小石頭告訴我要帶回家給小烏龜。我說小烏龜沒有了,她問為什麽,我說:對不起,媽媽把小烏龜養死了。她眼淚汪汪的沉默了會,可憐兮兮的對我說:媽媽,你要小心點,別把我養死了啊!我:。。
哥們在路上撿了條大狗,看可憐就帶回家了。。。。。。狗要占地盤,老在家撒尿,屢教不改。朋友終於忍耐不住,脫下褲子,在狗剛撒尿的地方也撒了一泡尿,並告誡此狗,這是老子的地盤。話說這狗從此再也沒有在家撒過尿。
我也要看你打進沒,我要看!讓我看!
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醉拳?
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饒了我們吧,許仙真的不在我們手裏!
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來來來,請進請進
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裝小資不容易
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哎,哎,,什麽情況?
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看來該找個媳婦了
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這件不喜歡,這件也不好看
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蜘蛛貓
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喵星人這玩的什麽把戲?
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超級隱形術
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你才是雪球,你家全都是雪球
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這是要一起去打劫麽?
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啊~~被魚吃了,主銀救我!
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1?這是什麽聲音?
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別拿那麽遠嘛,我也嚐嚐!
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小貂也要洗澡?
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啊咳,假裝很淡定,給自己找轍。。
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暈了
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體驗速度的感覺!
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它是誰啊?
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保護牙齒很重要
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毫無違和感,哈哈
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實,實在吃不下了。。
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來,給爺點上
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你以為你的樣子和實際上你的樣子
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你們敢偷拍老子!
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小狐狸幸福地笑
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你以為這樣走就沒人發現你了麽?
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“不要臉”的最高境界啊!
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這個看起來會動的圖形,我家咪咪玩了一天
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猛獁蛾!倫家可不是風箏哦~
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這位女士請自重!我可沒那麽隨便
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這樣喝比丟石頭進去方便多了
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這年頭連狗狗都在做兼職了
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太想知道怎麽變的這個魔術了
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行!夠爺們!
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喵~
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這是神馬漢堡?
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這樣遛狗好拽喲
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這貨又在裝企鵝了
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這家夥肯定是本年度最煩人的狗,沒有之一,太欠兒了!
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小咪,你近視眼麽?太沒準了。
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銷魂的姿勢
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這種時刻,該逃跑還是該挺著?
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別指望我給你賣萌
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阿汪,你玩夠了沒有?
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麵對這樣的杯子蛋糕,狗狗表示壓力比較大
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騷年,你太勇敢了
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當小短腿形成規模。。
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