因為本人家養狗,所以朋友也把狗寄養在我家,尼瑪,一個朋友把狗寄養在我家就算了,另一個朋友也這麽做,還都是大狗,一條金毛,一條巨貴-----割了家裏的小賤狗------ 有天帶著兩隻大狗溜達去寵物醫院,到了之後實習的醫生就指著金毛問我:這狗叫啥名? 我:美金! 那哥們用很複雜的眼神看著另一條狗。。。 我:你是不是想問,另一條是不是叫英鎊? 那貨竟然傻傻的點了點頭……
我們班有一同學去寵物醫院實習……沒有割不了……他師父叫他來摸一隻狗,看有木有懷孕。他就去摸了摸,然後說:“好像懷孕了吧!” 他師父一巴掌拍在他頭上:“尼瑪,懷你妹呀~這是公狗.....”.
最近天氣冷,貓總在床上睡。昨天晚上做夢被人掐脖子,呼吸極度困難,感覺快要歸西的時候醒了。發現我家的貓身體承弧形像個圍脖一樣壓在我脖子上呼呼大睡!我靠給你養這麽肥不是用來謀殺我的啊!!!
蛋蛋地憂桑
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這種偷襲的後果很可怕哦
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這貨玩瘋了吧
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我明明記得把骨頭埋在這裏了腫末木有了?
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喵星人發嗲
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來,接住!
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萌得沒邊兒了
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和諧
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溫馨。話說小象真的這麽小麽?
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同誌們好!
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誰敢砸我們的場子?哥哥兄弟滅了它!
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懸浮
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不哭哈,喵陪你
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嘴到用時方恨短
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標準的吃貨,吃的這麽津津有味的!
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歐巴,Gangnam Style~
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沒睡醒吧,給你提提神.
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老爺!別醬紫!~放過奴家吧!
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調頭調的太快了……主銀你怎麽不抓牢呢,我的錯我的錯
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主銀你太缺乏運動了
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一隻萌小汪親吻小雞仔
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一坨灰奔的拖把
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一天……一隻鴿子飛進了地鐵裏……然後……然後……它就再也飛不出來了…
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一定素打開方式不對~
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一看就是個慣偷。
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一群笨喵~~
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不可以這麽欺負汪星人.
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為了把兩個不成器的孩子拉扯大,媽媽她操碎了心
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喵了個咪,2貨主人,我跟你沒完…
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養考拉的人傷不起啊!你舍得丟下來?
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準備好出去溜了,走你~.
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喜歡自娛自樂的喵星人.
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哥的出場姿勢你模仿不來
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主銀又犯二了,趕緊救她!
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