聰明的中國人，美麗的謊言

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對於追求上進的同學來說，還有頭疼的一問，那就是
  "List your present and past membership in or affiliation with every ..."
填不填中共黨員呢？
除非是確信你能蒙混過關，否則還是如實填寫為好。黨員不是被拒的理由，完全沒有必要茶飯不思，大不了是麵試，或是說明已不參加組織活動了。

In July XXXX, the last year of my college education, the English Department of the University recommended me for Communist Party Membership. I decided to accept the invitation to join the Communist Party. I was awarded CP membership because I had been one of the best students in my class throughout my college life. In China, enrollment by CP is a reward for good performance, as well as for excellence in extra curricular activities and helping other students. CP membership makes it easier for a fresh graduate to get a good job in state-owned enterprises. So, in all my classmates’ minds, the recommendation for CP membership was not only recognition of excellent performance, but also would be a big help for job hunting after graduation. It was with the hope for a better job, that I accepted the recommendation and joined the CP before I left the University.

I have never been an active member of the CP, worked on any committee, attended any meetings or endorsed Chinese CP policies. In fact, I have just barely maintained the membership.During the first 3 years after my graduation my membership dues were deducted automatically from my pay check. After 1999, I stopped paying the CP membership dues and was thus been deprived of the membership 8 years ago.

天才啊，恨不早知有此文。

所有跟帖： 

• 入黨時要自己申請的好不好？而且還要被觀察表現一段時間。哪來的接受邀請一說 -nightrose- ♀ (22 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 10:44:10

• 絕對有接受邀請一說：邀請你寫申請，然後把你拉進去。 -wxclaomao- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 19:01:57

• Yes, the party members may be your recommender, but you still ha -nightrose- ♀ (393 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 08:49:30

• 哈哈，非常有創造性的解釋啊 -37210- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 17:40:57

• 想當年和黨支部書記關係不合，被他壓著不能入黨。現在多謝了。 -smeagolrocks- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 20:45:00

• 同感。當年政審都過了，支部書記說他敲我辦公室門沒給他開，讓我終身省了黨費。 -Laoxiangxyz1- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 07:47:29

• 同樣的處境，共產黨的高幹出賣自己的組織更甚於普通黨員。是沒有信仰的領導信仰者 -沒頭沒腦- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 23:02:13

• 對於普通高校生，確實是品學兼優的學生才有資格入黨，大部分學生黨員的入黨目的也是為了以後能找份好的工作。此文並無造假之處。 -思龍- ♀ (126 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 05:10:33

• So? -東邊來個喇嘛- ♂ (167 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 09:07:48

• 還是對自己和對民主自由沒信心啊。寫此文的人是一個典型的投機主義，受共黨影響太深 -網中友- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 09:42:01

• 實在人。現在的人入黨，就是為了從執政黨的地位上撈到好處。 -情況就是這麽個情況- ♂ (50 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 14:36:52