驢象之差別(象眼版)

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street . . .
. . . when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

 

Conservatives do chrity and help their neighbor,
Liberals demand that the republicans be stripped of their money, the government waste a portion of it, and then the rest be given what ever cause the democrats pretend to actually care about.

If conservative dos not like guns, they do not buy them.
If a Liberal does not like guns they think that they should be taken from everyone no matter what the constitution says.

If a conservative is gay they live a happy gay life.
If a liberal is gay, they try judicially forcing you to accept it, and force it on your children as well.

If a conservative wants to support the American worker they buy American made products.
If a liberal wants to support the Americann worker, they force employers to pay them wages far above the market value, which they cann not a fford because Liberals refuse to pay those prices and buy all foreign cars and goods.

If a conservative wants to encourage success in society, they congratulate those that are successful and allow them to reap the rewards of their success while providing jobs to others and everyone with a product or service that makes their lives better.
If a Lliberal wants to encourage success, they hate the successful, bash them constantly, demmand that they are stripped from everything they earn, but yet still demand the products and services providded by the successful, and then give what they stole from the successful to those that have no desire to work to be successful and are incentivised to be unsuccessful.

If a conservative wants a house, they get a job, work hard, and buy a house.
If a liberal wants a house, they demand that the money be taken from the conservative because they have a house and it is not fair that they do not even though they will nto get a job and earn it as they are physically able to do.

Conservatives believe that the parents should be able to determine what is best for their child
Democrats believe that someone that lives in another state far far away that wants to endoctrinate your children better knows what is right for your child.

Conservatives believe in people and know that anyone can succede if they just work for it.
Liberals think that anyone that works hard and is successful is only so because they are exploitative and are holding down everyone else, so they should be stripped of all of their success.

Conservaitves believe in equal rights and treatment for all (no exceptions)
Liberals believe that people should be treated differnnetly and have different rights based on their politicall afiliation, race, socioeconomical background, sex, sexual preference, and their lack of work ethic.

Conservatives love children from conception and for the rest of their lives.
Liberals believe that children should be destroyed before they have a chance to speak for themselves because they are bad for the environment and demand responsibility for actions, and if they are born that they should be punished for being born by being burried with debt used to pay for able bodied people to play video games instead of working.

Conservative believe that people should be able to have guns to protect themselves.
Liberals believe that the guns are much better in the hands of criminals only.

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用第三隻眼再看看。 -勁鬆在山崗- 給 勁鬆在山崗 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 12/18/2012 postreply 18:22:24

見內 -朱哥靚- 給 朱哥靚 發送悄悄話 朱哥靚 的博客首頁 (322 bytes) () 12/18/2012 postreply 19:00:41

高! -勁鬆在山崗- 給 勁鬆在山崗 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 12/18/2012 postreply 19:02:17

GAO!..:) -tianfangye- 給 tianfangye 發送悄悄話 tianfangye 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/20/2012 postreply 21:00:50

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