《拖延症之歌》歌詞：
See I have to write this essay
我得趕完這篇論文
that the teacher gave last week
老師布置了一個星期
and it’s due tomorrow morning
明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek
整整二十頁的希臘語
Nah but first I check my Tumblr
不急 但我要先刷刷湯不牢
Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom
臉書、推特，還要致電我老娘請安
Then just one more, one more page
然後就再看一頁 隻看一頁
oh I waste so much time dot com!
我浪費了大把時間來點網站
I’m procrastinating
我有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在這等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待開始幹活的好時辰
We’re procrastinating
我們都有拖延症
Why work, we could be gaming
工作個毛，遊戲才正經
Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!
同意!拖延症最拉風!
I have to start this diet
我必須開始節食
cause my prom’s a week away
因為畢業舞會就剩一個禮拜
So I’m only eating veggies
所以我要隻吃素
and I’m starting that today
從今天就吃起來
But I’m getting really hungry
但是我餓得不行
and those cookies look sublime
而那些餅幹好美味
Fine, I’ll have just one, or two, or ten
好吧 我隻吃一塊兩塊十來塊
Why not? It’s not a crime!
咋滴 這又不犯罪
We’re procrastinating
我們有拖延症
No better way than eating
狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare
因為沒什麽可以比這更美好
I’m procrastinating
我有拖延症
It’s really fascinating
真是讓人開心
I know there’s work to do but I don’t care
我知道有工作要幹，可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry
我或許應該去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat
我或許應該去喂貓
But right now we’re playing Halo
但現在我們在玩《光暈》
YOLO! Headshot! Take that!
生命隻有一次!爆頭!死翹翹!
You should probably call the doctor
你或許應該叫醫生看看
Never mind it’s just a scratch
木有事，就是擦了一下
But your arm’s gone
可你的胳膊都沒了
It’s a flesh wound
皮肉傷而已
Now come on let’s play some catch!
現在快點，我們來玩接球吧
I have organized my desktop
我整理好了桌子
Now I’m all set up to work
工作的準備全部就緒
Wait that picture’s kinda crooked
慢著 這張照片有點歪
and it’s driving me berserk
這真讓我抓狂生氣
Now I might as well just color code
那現在我不如順手把鉛筆
my pencils one by one
一根一根按顏色排列擺好
and my papers and my files
所有的資料和文件也是如此
I can’t work until it’s done!
這事搞不定就沒法工作
We’re procrastinating
我們有拖延症
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在這裏等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待開始幹活的好時辰
We’re procrastinating
我們有拖延症
Wait!
慢著
You’re procratinating right now
你現在就是拖延不幹活呢
You’re procratinating
你也有拖延症
Why are you still here watching?
幹嘛還在看這視頻?
I’m sure that you’ve got things due long ago
我知道你有好多早就該交的活還沒搞完
You’re procratinating
你也有拖延症
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請給我們點讚評分
Go do your work
你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow!
明兒再幹!!
