拖延症之歌:獻給所有的網友們！

《拖延症之歌》歌詞：

See I have to write this essay

我得趕完這篇論文

that the teacher gave last week

老師布置了一個星期

and it’s due tomorrow morning

明天大早就要上交

twenty pages all in Greek

整整二十頁的希臘語

Nah but first I check my Tumblr

不急 但我要先刷刷湯不牢

Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom

臉書、推特，還要致電我老娘請安

Then just one more, one more page

然後就再看一頁 隻看一頁

oh I waste so much time dot com!

我浪費了大把時間來點網站

I’m procrastinating

我有拖延症

All day I sit here waiting

整天就坐在這等

for just the perfect moment to begin

等待開始幹活的好時辰

We’re procrastinating

我們都有拖延症

Why work, we could be gaming

工作個毛，遊戲才正經

Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!

同意!拖延症最拉風!

I have to start this diet

我必須開始節食

cause my prom’s a week away

因為畢業舞會就剩一個禮拜

So I’m only eating veggies

所以我要隻吃素

and I’m starting that today

從今天就吃起來

But I’m getting really hungry

但是我餓得不行

and those cookies look sublime

而那些餅幹好美味

Fine, I’ll have just one, or two, or ten

好吧 我隻吃一塊兩塊十來塊

Why not? It’s not a crime!

咋滴 這又不犯罪

We’re procrastinating

我們有拖延症

No better way than eating

狂吃是最棒的技能

Cause nothing else could possibly compare

因為沒什麽可以比這更美好

I’m procrastinating

我有拖延症

It’s really fascinating

真是讓人開心

I know there’s work to do but I don’t care

我知道有工作要幹，可我不想理

I should probably do my laundry

我或許應該去洗衣服

I should probably feed my cat

我或許應該去喂貓

But right now we’re playing Halo

但現在我們在玩《光暈》

YOLO! Headshot! Take that!

生命隻有一次!爆頭!死翹翹!

You should probably call the doctor

你或許應該叫醫生看看

Never mind it’s just a scratch

木有事，就是擦了一下

But your arm’s gone

可你的胳膊都沒了

It’s a flesh wound

皮肉傷而已

Now come on let’s play some catch!

現在快點，我們來玩接球吧

I have organized my desktop

我整理好了桌子

Now I’m all set up to work

工作的準備全部就緒

Wait that picture’s kinda crooked

慢著 這張照片有點歪

and it’s driving me berserk

這真讓我抓狂生氣

Now I might as well just color code

那現在我不如順手把鉛筆

my pencils one by one

一根一根按顏色排列擺好

and my papers and my files

所有的資料和文件也是如此

I can’t work until it’s done!

這事搞不定就沒法工作

We’re procrastinating

我們有拖延症

All day I sit here waiting

整天就坐在這裏等

for just the perfect moment to begin

等待開始幹活的好時辰

We’re procrastinating

我們有拖延症

Wait!

慢著

You’re procratinating right now

你現在就是拖延不幹活呢

You’re procratinating

你也有拖延症

Why are you still here watching?

幹嘛還在看這視頻?

I’m sure that you’ve got things due long ago

我知道你有好多早就該交的活還沒搞完

You’re procratinating

你也有拖延症

Please leave a thumbs up rating

請給我們點讚評分

Go do your work

你手上的工作啊

Tomorrow!

明兒再幹!!

所有跟帖： 

• 凡事都有限度 -走馬讀人- ♂ (89 bytes) () 12/15/2012 postreply 20:26:21

• 馬老師，太難了。 -曬太陽的花栗鼠- ♀ (65 bytes) () 12/15/2012 postreply 20:59:13

• 很不錯， 老師一定喜歡 -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/15/2012 postreply 22:53:59

• 花老師，太對了。 -走馬讀人- ♂ (20 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 06:10:36

• 我！ -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 00:50:34

• OMG! This is me! -揚之水- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 02:24:22

• my son was like that:(((( -揮一揮手- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 04:35:30

• 我還好，就一條“再迷瞪5分鍾就起床~~~~” -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 07:42:43

• 嗯，還是強迫症好些 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 07:42:49

• 那要看強迫做什麽？嘿嘿 -祥雲籠罩的綠洲- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2012 postreply 07:57:20