單位裏，我最喜歡這樣的同事。溫馨提示:your fly is open.

I see you have an opening in senior management.

Are you afraid of heights? Your fly is!

Put the pickle back in the jar.

Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

Darth Vader is out looking for his light saber.

You’ve got Windows in your laptop. 

I see an old mini van with two flat tires!

You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

Do you have a license to sell hot dogs?

The genie is getting out of the bottle.

Are you doing an impression of an elephant?

The mouse is out of the house.

The bird has left the nest.

The barn door is open.

XYZ (examine your zipper)

Attention K-Mart Shoppers

I see a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!