我快有個老婆了

在主日學校，老師告訴孩子們人類是上帝造的。

上帝造了亞當，然後用他的一根肋骨又為他造出了老婆夏娃。

對此，小強尼特別上心，印象頗為深刻。

過了幾天，小強尼看著不太對勁，病歪歪地躺在床上。

媽媽問他怎麽回事，哪裏不舒服。

小強尼說：“我這側麵有點疼，我想，我快有個老婆了。”

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Adam's Rib

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. 

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" 

Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

所有跟帖： 

• 如果這個故事是真的，那麽所有的人都是單克隆。 -H1b-NIW- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/11/2012 postreply 14:33:51

• 所有有老婆的男人都應該少一根肋骨 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/11/2012 postreply 14:42:23

• 唉，有時候是別人的肋骨.... -曬太陽的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/11/2012 postreply 15:02:04

• 有的人不是少肋骨，是少根經，嘿嘿 -macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/11/2012 postreply 15:45:47

• 魚類嗎？ -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/11/2012 postreply 15:59:04

• 俺們那叫刺，嘿嘿 -macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/12/2012 postreply 14:51:52

• 那男人要是結5，6 次婚呢？ -Dxm493- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/12/2012 postreply 10:07:48

• 請打住！再下去，尾椎骨都sold out了 -曬太陽的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 11/12/2012 postreply 10:15:42

• 哈哈哈 -不很明了- ♂ (0 bytes) () 11/12/2012 postreply 12:31:10

• 回複：那男人要是結5，6 次婚呢？ -不愛數字- ♀ (13 bytes) () 11/12/2012 postreply 16:36:55