哲學Geek怎樣說分手

目的論者(The Teleologist):We aren’t meant for each other.
道義論者（The Deontologist）:We aren’t right for each other.
後果主義者（The Consequentialist）: We aren’t optimal for each other.
唯我論者（The Solipsist）:It’s not you, it’s me.
經驗主義者（The Empiricist）:I think we should see other people.

理性主義者（The Rationalist）:I’m not a priority to you anymore.
理性主義者（The Rationalist）:I’ve been doing some thinking…
理性主義者（The Rationalist）:If you can’t see your faults, there’s nothing more I can say.

歐陸主義者（The Continentalist）: You’ve lost that love and feeling.
平等主義者（The Egalitarian）:This is the best thing for both of us.
家長權威主義者（The Paternalist）:In time you’ll come to see that this is the best thing.

休謨主義者（The Humean）:Just because we’re always together doesn’t mean we BELONG together.
休謨主義者（The Humean）:Relationships need to be about more than just constant conjoining.

功能主義者（The Functionalist）:I don’t care about accommodating your feelings.
蒯因主義者（The Quinean）:I’m sorry, but you don’t mean anything to me anymore.

基礎主義者（The Foundationalist）: We have nothing left to build upon.
基礎主義者（The Foundationalist）: I need to be able to branch out more.

相對主義者（The Relativist）:It’s no one’s fault.
無神論者（The Atheist）:These things just happen.
康德主義者（The Kantian）:You lied to me!
反構造論者（The anti-Fictionalist）: I’m sick of faking it.
笛卡爾主義者（The Cartesian）:I don’t clearly and distinctly perceive a future together.

黑格爾主義者（The Hegelian): Do we have to go through this again?
洛克主義者（The Lockean）:Our primary qualities simply aren’t compatible.
洛克主義者（The Lockean）:Compared to my last partner, I’m not getting nearly enough, nor as good.

準實在論者（The Quasi-Realist）:Of course we’re going to be together forever.
動機外在論者（The Motivational Externalist）: Even though I believed it at the time, I know now that I never really loved you.
行為主義者（The Behaviorist）:I just can’t keep going through the motions anymore.

永恒論者（The Eternalist）:At least we’ll always have that weekend in Paris.
模態實在論者（The Modal Realist）:This will never work—we’re from different worlds.

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• 學習了，但願用不上:) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/26/2012 postreply 22:32:17

• 委婉主義者： -佳佳:)- ♀ (26 bytes) () 09/26/2012 postreply 22:40:56

• 刷碗主義者：you deserve a dish washer -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2012 postreply 10:01:36

• 無牙者: I'm toothless, that is, hopeless. -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2012 postreply 04:18:24

• 受不鳥勒~ --笑笑-- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2012 postreply 04:38:39

• 簡約主義者(The Minimalism)：掰 -NewBird- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2012 postreply 07:36:15

• 這麽多主義借口啊。。。目的主義者： -big-guy- ♂ (37 bytes) () 09/27/2012 postreply 08:20:27