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來源: 999朵玫瑰 2012-09-19 16:26:14 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1182 bytes)
Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo --


"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)

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高空溫度很低,如果有隻死鳥在半空中被凍硬了,撞擊效果會如何呢? -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:48:25

哈哈,這隻死鳥都被凍硬了,它是怎麽飛到半空中的? -痛快一回- 給 痛快一回 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:59:34

nasa sent it~:D -青一色- 給 青一色 發送悄悄話 青一色 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 19:27:25

那鳥從一架飛機裏逃出來。凍死,凍僵與空中,撞了後來的那架飛機。:D -希臘孤客- 給 希臘孤客 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 21:42:06

哈哈哈~:D -青一色- 給 青一色 發送悄悄話 青一色 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 19:26:32

4 pound dead chickens 要切成1厘米見方的小塊 -500miles- 給 500miles 發送悄悄話 500miles 的博客首頁 (31 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 09:23:55

哈哈,戰鬥雞啊?! -mappycarol- 給 mappycarol 發送悄悄話 mappycarol 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 14:00:48

據說這個是真事耶 -LastWaltz- 給 LastWaltz 發送悄悄話 LastWaltz 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2012 postreply 14:38:26

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