一天，一個病人來到預約的醫生辦公室裏。醫生關切的問:
Doctor: so tell me pls, what is your problem?
Patient (frankly): Doctor, I think I have a HUUM...NRIGHTS problem.
Doctor: what problem?
Patient: I have a HuM..NRIGHTS problem!
Doctor: Excuse me? What is the problem??
Patient (patiently): HUUM..nRIGHTS !!
Doctor: ..., HUUMAN right? !! (thinking: Common, you CANNT have a HUMAN RIGHT problem here !!)
Patient: Yes, when I go toilet it bleeding.
Doctor: Oh, I see! HEMORRHOID ! ...
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