超人們的隱晦笑話18+

來源: 移花接木 2012-06-03 00:02:04 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (6725 bytes)

一天超人無聊地飛在天上

One day superman was flying in the sky very bored... ...

突然他看見下麵

Suddenly, he saw

wonderwoman裸體躺著麵兩腿分開。

wonderwoman was naked with legs splitted

他想:如果我衝下去,插一下又飛走她根本不知道是誰幹的。

he thought: if i fly down,take a quick fxxxk she wouldnt even know who does it.

superman衝了下去

so superman darted down

然後立刻飛回天上

and flew back to sky, immediately.

wonderwoman沒看清是什麽:那是什麽東西?

wonderwoman did realize what's happening: what the fxxxk is that?

這時隱形人說:不知道,但我屁股疼了一下。

the invisible man said: i dont know, but my ass is hurt

所有跟帖: 

so invisibleman wasn't moving at all? just plugging there! -偶賣糕的- 給 偶賣糕的 發送悄悄話 (73 bytes) () 06/03/2012 postreply 03:39:27

superman is too fast on everything ,invisibleman won't have the -lostman- 給 lostman 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/03/2012 postreply 15:42:36

以前聽到這個笑話說的是閃電俠 -Avanade- 給 Avanade 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/04/2012 postreply 12:38:59

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