How to Tell a Person's Profession?

來源: HPLC 2012-05-12 12:48:48 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (2606 bytes)

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"


The man below says: "Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."


"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist.


"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"


"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s of no practical use to anyone”.


The man below says: "You must be a corporate manager."


"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"


"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help.  You have the same problem you had before we met, but now it’s my fault."

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Hahaha ... That's not a Joke, but a true description of my daily ---Z--- 給 --Z-- 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 13:40:28

a true description of my daily lify as an IT guy. ---Z--- 給 --Z-- 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 13:41:32

哦,是這樣啊?那IT行業挺難的哈?我是做假藥的,也 not much practical use -HPLC- 給 HPLC 發送悄悄話 HPLC 的博客首頁 (78 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 13:47:08

美國人的通病,不管怎麽樣,都是別人的錯,嗬嗬 -Macfish- 給 Macfish 發送悄悄話 Macfish 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 05/12/2012 postreply 13:58:29

This is a good one, haha -nomore- 給 nomore 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 05/13/2012 postreply 15:40:12

謝謝哈~~ 同樂。 -HPLC- 給 HPLC 發送悄悄話 HPLC 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 05/13/2012 postreply 16:42:04

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