男女之間

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man+ dumb woman = affair
Dumb man+ smart woman = marriage
Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancy.
 
Shopping Math

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need
 
Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
 
The Probability of Change

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't;
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
 
General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a hu*****and;
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
Discussion Technique

A woman has the last word in any argument, Any thing a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument......
 
Longevity

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are lot more willing
to die.
 

所有跟帖： 

• 所有人都是Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancy出來地 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/17/2012 postreply 19:20:49

• It is: Dumb man+ smart woman = marriage, then pregnancy出來地 -Tianyazi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/17/2012 postreply 19:26:28

• marriage之前不是也有不少 pregnancy麽？ -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/17/2012 postreply 20:44:00

• 那是偷情的結果！ -Tianyazi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 05:01:08

• 正常男女朋友之間也算偷情麽？ -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 05:52:08

• 正常男女朋友之間也是＂私情＂，除強迫以外，都是正常關係。 -Tianyazi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 07:41:11

• 私情，大部分愛情都是私情吧？私情跟偷情兩碼事。 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 12:16:39

• 私情跟偷情都是悄悄地進行的！ -Tianyazi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 15:02:43

• Discussion Technique is true! -kola- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/17/2012 postreply 20:53:15

• 還是你老婆厲害吧！ -Tianyazi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 05:04:54

• The Probability of Change：） ~\(≧▽≦)/~ -七彩奶油- ♀ (234 bytes) () 01/18/2012 postreply 08:58:23