文學城這個新聞評論，大家太有才了，推薦到這裏吧

看這個新聞的評論，被逗樂了。。。

http://www.wenxuecity.com/news/2011/12/06/1558656.html

老梆子2 發表評論於 2011-12-06 15:14:39

美國先發現的，美國趕緊舉國搬去吧，地球上好太平點

punktux 發表評論於 2011-12-06 16:40:55

距離幾百光年 不明白我們怎麽搬過去 請學天文的指點一下

moon1210 發表評論於 2011-12-06 15:19:39

Comments from Tahoo.news..interesting:

I find it amazing that we can "determine" the average temperature of a planet billions of miles away, but we still cannot predict the weather all that well.

72° F ? Sounds balmy, where do I buy the ticket? 600 light years away? No problem, I'll pack a lunch.

They visited a million years ago and found a bunch of monkeys throwing sticks and rocks at each other. They visited last week and the only difference was that the WEAPONS had evolved.

We would have to go well beyond the speed of light to get to these planets. The nearest star Proxima Centauri is 4.7 light years away. A light year equates to the distance of 6 trillion miles. With our current technoligy, it would take about 80,000 years to get the nearest star.

奴性十足 發表評論於 2011-12-06 17:02:56

希望早日實現空間跳躍技術，估計這輩子是不太可能了。

stvw 發表評論於 2011-12-06 19:15:08

20光年人類也永遠無法到達。
３項發現均對人類無益。

fangyuan2009 發表評論於 2011-12-06 17:01:36

I have an idea to overcome the distance. Just pack a vehicle with 4 men and 4 women and huge amount of food and water.After numerous generations human will be able to arrive the planet and colonize it.

mr.90kg 發表評論於 2011-12-06 20:07:26

又有新項目可以投資了！什麽時候上市啊？股民的眼睛亮了！

勝諦和尚 發表評論於 2011-12-06 21:13:10

蟲洞蟲洞~

冰劍出鞘 發表評論於 2011-12-06 22:37:45

人類糟蹋了地球，現在又要娶小老婆，繼續糟蹋了。

SUNNE 發表評論於 2011-12-06 22:23:56

人類可以換個地方折騰了

 

 

其實很簡單

來源: 5毛參上 於

每個人用棉簽取點上頜細胞，全世界都算起來也就幾公斤。

飛過去的過程中，機器人一個一個地拿出來克隆，等一降落，也就都差不多了。

再培養幾天，就滿地亂跑了。

 

發個指令回地球，引爆埋在各地的氫彈，滅掉原種，就沒什麽後顧之憂了。

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