Rosebush(原創)娛樂篇: 從不抱怨的老公

1.  從不抱怨的老公. 

一群女人在唧唧咋咋聊天。 一女人說：我老公特好， 每次我買衣服，不管多貴，他很少抱怨。 其她的女人無不羨慕地說：你老公太好了！這時一女人（Widow）說：還是我老公好，從不抱怨！

2.  男人女人都一樣 

一男一女, 好朋友, 都接近60 歲. 都是業餘歌唱愛好者. 一天, 男的很驕傲地對女的說: 我現在能唱比我以前更高音的歌. 女的說: 我現在能唱比以前更低音的歌. 然後歎息地說: 咳, 老了, 男人女人都一樣. 沒太大區別.

3.  Japanese Chinese Restaurant 

一老外打電話給父母, 說: 昨天晚上打電話沒人接. 父親說: 昨天出去吃的飯. 兒子問: 去哪吃的? 父親說: Japanese Chinese Restaurant. 兒子問: What do you mean “Japanese Chinese Restaurant” ? 父親說: Expensive Chinese Restaurant!

4.  What Does The Sign Say ( 這是轉載的) 

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble? Asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.” 
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull.” Said the patient.

所有跟帖： 

• 不錯(^_^) -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2011 postreply 09:42:00

• 謝謝脂肪豆的鼓勵！周末愉快! -rosebush- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2011 postreply 09:42:57

• 原創的就是好! 擁有自主知識產權. -kola- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2011 postreply 10:21:29

• 謝謝，嗯，也不怕寫錯字：）就怕轉載：） -rosebush- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2011 postreply 10:31:05

• 哈哈PULL -幼時藍精靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2011 postreply 18:37:49