拍MP 的藝術
兒子貪玩 , 吃飯了, 喊半天才下樓. 老爸麵露慍色.
俺趕緊邊放碗筷 , 邊對兒子說: “ 今天你姐不在, 你就坐老爸邊上, 我們圍著他坐 , 他是家裏的主人嘛. "
兒子掃了一眼他爸, 說 : ”Ya, he is the most important person in our family. “ 老爸一聽, 喝口小酒, 發不出火來了. 兒子又轉過身來拍拍俺肩膀, 說：“Of course, you are the most powerful person in our family. “
這臭小子，德性！難道不知道 the most important 的都想衝前台，而 the most powerful 的都想藏幕後嗎？
看來還得繼續調教。
告狀的藝術
三申五令不能在樓上留裝甜水的杯子過夜, 今天一早還是發現了這樣的一隻杯子. 老媽很生氣, 後果很嚴重.
“誰幹的?!” 老媽開始咆哮了.
“噢,我知道誰幹的.” 兒子一陣風似地從樓上跑到我跟前.
“誰?”
“反正不是我, “ 兒子得意地笑著, “ 當然也不會是你, 這規矩是你定的嘛.”
“那，到底是誰呢？＂
“爸爸肯定是不敢違背你的啦～＂
＂你就是說，這是姐姐幹的嘍？＂
＂哈哈，這可不是我說的啊．＂
十萬個為什麽
兒子班上來了個新同學Ｍ，兩人很投緣． 我們就讓他八卦一下Ｍ，讓我們好有所了解．
＂Ｍ was expelled from his old school and transferred to our school."
"Oh,Why?"
"He took a knife to the school and showed it to his classmates."
"Who told you that?”
"M, himself. "
"Oh, then don't spread this info out to others. "
"Okay, the question is: two hundreds of other kids told me that too. Of course , I exaggerated the number a little bit. “
“How is M?”
“He is very unique．We are close friend now. He likes to ask WHY alot. ＂
＂這是好事啊，勤學好問嘛．＂
＂He reminds me of Albert Einstein，who always asked Why, Why, Why?”
＂這樣上課問老師的話，不是能讓你們知道更多知識了嗎？＂
＂Not really. For example, when a wife tells a hu*****and ：＂Go get a job！＂
The hu*****and says:“Why?”
