私房語錄 (46-48)

 

 

拍MP 的藝術

兒子貪玩 , 吃飯了, 喊半天才下樓. 老爸麵露慍色.

俺趕緊邊放碗筷 , 邊對兒子說: “ 今天你姐不在, 你就坐老爸邊上, 我們圍著他坐 , 他是家裏的主人嘛. "

兒子掃了一眼他爸, 說 : ”Ya, he is the most important person in our family. “ 老爸一聽, 喝口小酒, 發不出火來了. 兒子又轉過身來拍拍俺肩膀, 說：“Of course, you are the most powerful person in our family. “

這臭小子，德性！難道不知道 the most important 的都想衝前台，而 the most powerful 的都想藏幕後嗎？

看來還得繼續調教。

 

告狀的藝術

三申五令不能在樓上留裝甜水的杯子過夜,  今天一早還是發現了這樣的一隻杯子.  老媽很生氣, 後果很嚴重. 

 “誰幹的?!”  老媽開始咆哮了.

 “噢,我知道誰幹的.”  兒子一陣風似地從樓上跑到我跟前. 

“誰?”

“反正不是我, “ 兒子得意地笑著, “ 當然也不會是你, 這規矩是你定的嘛.”

“那，到底是誰呢？＂

“爸爸肯定是不敢違背你的啦～＂

＂你就是說，這是姐姐幹的嘍？＂

＂哈哈，這可不是我說的啊．＂

 

十萬個為什麽

兒子班上來了個新同學Ｍ，兩人很投緣．　我們就讓他八卦一下Ｍ，讓我們好有所了解．　

＂Ｍ was expelled from his old school and transferred to our school."

"Oh,Why?"

 

"He took a knife to the school and showed it to his classmates."

"Who told you that?”

"M, himself. "

"Oh, then don't spread this info out to others. "

"Okay, the question is:  two hundreds of other kids told me that too.  Of course , I exaggerated the number a little bit. “

 

“How is M?”

“He is very unique．We are close friend now.  He likes to ask WHY alot. ＂

＂這是好事啊，勤學好問嘛．＂

 

＂He reminds me of Albert Einstein，who always asked Why, Why, Why?”

＂這樣上課問老師的話，不是能讓你們知道更多知識了嗎？＂

＂Not really.  For example,   when a wife  tells  a  hu*****and ：＂Go get a job！＂

The  hu*****and says:“Why?”  

 

所有跟帖： 

• :) good point, why要刷碗？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/28/2011 postreply 17:10:25

• 啊？ 好像沒有要刷碗吧？ -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/28/2011 postreply 20:25:42

• 看樓下好多wife們讓husband們“去刷碗！” -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 09:10:21

• 細心觀察, 聰明伶俐的寶寶... -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/28/2011 postreply 19:55:49

• 謝謝 -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/28/2011 postreply 20:26:03

• 期待我女兒跟我饒舌的那天 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 09:15:11

• 俺兒子小時很難調教的,現在好玩點了,與小朋友鬥嘴玩,很樂,希望你早日能與你孩子互掐玩:) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 10:03:21

• 期待ing... -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 11:40:17

• 據說許多國人在家裏都和孩子講中文 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 09:49:41

• 俺們家混搭著講,所以他們的成長記錄也就那樣,盡量保持原汁原味 -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 10:05:07

• 哦~~~~~，學習了。 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 10:29:31

• Rule No. 1 in my house: Obsolutely NO English! -e帶漸寬- ♂ (75 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 11:39:39

• ：） ） 有中國的文化才會尊重自己的民族 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 12:03:03

• 這樣是最好了：） -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 12:43:22

• 孩子的語言都能力很強 -mszhzh- ♀ (289 bytes) () 09/29/2011 postreply 23:21:41