三名男人在森林中徒步旅行

 THREE  MEN HIKING IN A FOREST  
 
 Three  men were hiking through a forest  ...



when they came upon a large  raging, violent river.



Needing to get to the other side,  the first man prayed:



“God, please  give me the strength to cross the  river.”

Poof! God gave him  big arms and strong legs  ..

and he was able to swim across in  about two hours,
having  almost drowned twice.

After  witnessing that, the second  man prayed:



“God, please  give me strength and the tools to cross the  river.” 

Poof! God gave him  a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs  ..



and he was able to row across in  about an hour
after almost  capsizing once.

Seeing what  happened to the first two men, the third man  prayed:


“God, please  give me the strength, the tools and the  intelligence to cross the  river.”

Poof! HE WAS TURNED  INTO A  WOMAN!

She checked  the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream  ..



and walked across the  bridge.

Guys, if at  first you don't  succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
 
 ~~~

GO  AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD  LAUGH
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE  IT!

 

所有跟帖： 

• 男人慎入！ -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:17:27

• 最後一個，上帝還順手拿走了她（他）的衣服做谘詢費 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:20:08

• 鞋子都拿走了，衣服沒有全拿走 -phi- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:24:49

• 我的意思是說一分價錢一分貨，上帝也童叟不欺：出餿主意的不收錢！ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/23/2011 postreply 09:15:03

• 哈哈。。 -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:26:30

• 過了河，這女人要麵對兩個強壯的男人，禍兮？福兮？ -NewBird- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:45:10

• 福 -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/23/2011 postreply 08:42:16

• 哈哈 ：） -朱哥靚- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 18:45:38

• 這個故事的的確確在展示神的意誌 -春天永遠美麗嗎- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 19:12:53

• 哈哈，配上圖片以後這英文俺全看懂了！馬上轉發LD -閑著沒事兒- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 20:43:31

• 我現在通讀各國文字，google 翻譯是幹啥用的？譯出來都是笑壇板的。 -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 21:54:16

• 9494，俺也是循著味聞著聲兒，一路孤狗兒到笑壇滴！ -閑著沒事兒- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/22/2011 postreply 22:14:57

• :)))下次在寵壇秀最後這張這樣的,悄悄通知我啊~~~ -飛飛~~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/23/2011 postreply 10:10:39