妻子與寵物，哪一個更適合男人？

轉貼一個關於妻子與狗的比較的笑話！切記隻為博一笑，絕無wife discrimination!

Why some men have dogs and not wives:  

 

 1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

 

 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

  

 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

   

 4. A dog's parents never visit.

    

 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

 

 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

  

 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

  

 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

  

 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

  

 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

    

 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

 

 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 

 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

    

And last, but not least:

 

  14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

 

To test this theory:

 

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

所有跟帖： 

• 當車庫的門被打開，一定是狗最高興見到你 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 17:57:06

• 還沒打開時，狗就開始高興了。 -石假裝- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 18:22:30

• 為什麽？ -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 18:30:24

• 嗅覺早聞到他了。 -石假裝- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 23:38:58

• 不過,奶油味太濃的話，會壓過他。 -石假裝- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 23:40:19

• 哈哈，狗狗對主人忠心，不會喜歡奶油味 -七彩奶油- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2011 postreply 19:06:10

• A dog's parents never visit 哈哈哈哈：） -稻穗兒- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 18:24:06

• 充分說明主人們對狗又多差,自認為很愛狗，其實完全無視它的自由和個性，把它的孩子送走還覺得理所當然 -nightrose- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/13/2011 postreply 20:42:21

• 小心你老婆看到，滿清十大酷刑給你來一遍 -macfish- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2011 postreply 09:22:24