醫生

The Doctors:

 

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles;  we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

 

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;  we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

 

Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;  we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

 

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....  in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him President of the United States, and now... the whole country is looking for work !"

所有跟帖： 

• MAN with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him Presid -鴻浩- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 12:30:40

• 厲害啊。 -wxcsci- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 13:51:41

• the whole country is looking for work.不知該哭還是該笑了。 -許你一世歡顏- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 16:32:29

• 把布什的屎盆子扣奧巴馬頭上了 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2011 postreply 19:01:45

• 這也太損了吧！ -幼時藍精靈- ♀ (68 bytes) () 08/07/2011 postreply 11:27:00

• 這是個老笑話，隻是把最後那個改成08了。原來的是這樣地。。。 -徒勞- ♂ (2273 bytes) () 08/07/2011 postreply 17:57:50