20圓錢

TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new hu*****and and asked


For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
Her hu*****and readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her hu*****and in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.


It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling 
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the

bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, 
These holdings had multiplied and these were the 
Results of her savings and investments.
 

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her hu*****and was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut

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當代愚公! -八不戒- 給 八不戒 發送悄悄話 (135 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 19:43:49

There is a little word 'interest' you may forget -was1999- 給 was1999 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 20:07:54

和鐵嘴銅牙紀曉嵐有一拚。 -wxcsci- 給 wxcsci 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/04/2011 postreply 20:54:24

不齒無牙不服。 -無牙- 給 無牙 發送悄悄話 無牙 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 10:27:28

據說是這樣的:)))信不信由你,:))) -wxcsci- 給 wxcsci 發送悄悄話 (1294 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 14:20:43

食牛羊肉者脫發掉牙 -無牙- 給 無牙 發送悄悄話 無牙 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 15:07:45

幾點評論: -π- 給 π 發送悄悄話 (602 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 06:52:30

是不是猶太人不好說。。。 -寒風雪- 給 寒風雪 發送悄悄話 寒風雪 的博客首頁 (53 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 12:28:49

俺是粗人粗算,一天三次,四十年如一日也是沒人能做到吧,嗬嗬。 -八不戒- 給 八不戒 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 13:36:17

所以老公該問:你還收誰的錢了? -八不戒- 給 八不戒 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 08/05/2011 postreply 13:38:40

請您先登陸,再發跟帖!