Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me alone.
行！你頂著我走吧，不前不後，不左不右。
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
換一輛Toyota吧，包你“Moving Forward,Never Stop”,不過別問我到了目的地怎麽停下來。
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
希望鄰居的狗也是怕黑的。
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
偉大領袖曾經教導過你，要自力更生。
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
關鍵是你想保飯碗還是想換飯碗。
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
像小布什那樣說話，保證人人都聽，然後大家都笑。
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
沒聽說過Parallel Universe嗎？
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
手長著是幹嘛的？
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
這是不是就是所謂的“穿別人的鞋，走自己的路，讓別人無路可走”？
Don't squat with your spurs on.
中國古人會“懸梁刺股”，外國人也可以模仿一半啊。
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
哦，這才是最深奧的禪機啊！
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