俺家渾世魔王寫的作業... 10 minutes writing

今天看到俺家4年級兒子的作文, 笑得肚子疼....想到笑壇的兄弟姐妹...就原文照抄...共享之.

背景: 老師要求每天寫一篇短文. 用記時器 --- 不得超過10分鍾.

原文如下:

White Pee

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Mike P. Milk. He was enchanted by an evil sorcerer who made him pee milk. "What? I don't want to pee milk," he'd always say. But it was no use. "You pee near the toilet, not in the toilet. You must pee milk." the sorcerer would say. So everyday he would pee himself a glass of milk and say, "Hmm, this ain't half bad. " And he would let his brother try it. Even he said it's good.

So Mike P. Milk started selling them at the market and become rich. He bought a mansion and a limo. Then the sorcerer came, "So you like to pee milk," she said. "yes." Mike said. "Well, now you have to pee orange soda. " "Noooooooo!" shouted Mike. "Yes, you are too rich. " and Mike P. Milk legally changed his name to Mike P. Soda. Mike is now a wealthy boy living in England working for the queen. Because he can pee so magnificently he is the wealthiest child in all of England.

 

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所有跟帖： 

• Excellent！ -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 02:48:34

• 也不知道他是哪根筋搭錯了. -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:09:53

• 可造之才！國內同齡學生可能正在背範文和標準答案。胳肢胳肢你家小魔王~~~ -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:31:58

• 小心他對你施魔法..... -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:38:07

• 你們家寶寶從此紅了。。。。 -e帶漸寬- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 08:13:10

• haha, 他的屁屁可能會被老師打紅.... -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:17:10

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈，這個可真逗，你兒子是不是不願意和牛奶？ -500miles- ♂ (30 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 09:49:27

• 每天早上一杯涼牛奶...加cereal. 然後就高高興興跑去學校了. -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:19:34

• 強！ -脂肪豆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 09:55:27

• 可能最近他看了Mr. Bean. 喜歡上了Johny English. -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:22:25

• 小季季真有才！ -小艾媽媽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:52:23

• haha...小艾媽媽語帶雙關...那就更有才了...Got Milk? -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 10:55:36

• 老師問：你為什麽這麽有才？。。。圖 -七彩奶油- ♀ (269 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 11:33:09

• 好美的圖啊... -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 13:32:08

• Hahaa..交作業了嗎？？？ -lezhuzhu- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 13:33:05

• 今天上午應該交上去. 這會兒老師該看完了吧. -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/08/2011 postreply 14:45:24

• 可造之材 -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/09/2011 postreply 04:02:23

• 嗯... 將來咱把他發展成笑壇會員.... -季襄- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/09/2011 postreply 07:48:53