一輛苯死引發的喜劇

見過嗎，奔死的，老貴了

樓上有什麽了不起的，見過俺的寶馬捷達車嗎？

咱不光有寶馬，還是自行的

有寶馬很了不起嗎？俺有兩匹寶馬呢，還是敞篷的

樓上都是大款。俺連車牌都上不起，自己畫了一個，大家看看能混過去吧？

我的車窗壞了都沒錢修

知足吧，俺窮的連車庫都買不起

至少你的車不是別人撞得，我老被Toyota撞

樓上亂講，我這麽貴的車，撞壞了你賠的起嗎

不好意思，是俺撞的，好在沒人認出俺

樓上太不注意安全了，

現眼了吧，做車要低調。還要減少尾氣排放

 

	Rod Stewart - Some Guys Have All the Luck .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Some guys have all the luck

Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
And I'm dreaming
The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
My arms are empty

How does it feel when the girl next to you
Says she loves you
It seems so unfair when there's love everywhere
But there's none for me

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

Someone to take on a walk by the lake
Lord, let it be me
Someone who's shy
Someone who'll cry at sad movies

I know I would die if I ever found out
She was fooling me
You're just a dream and as real as it seems
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/rod-stewart-lyrics/some-guys-have-all-the-luck-lyrics.html ]
I ain't that lucky

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

All of my friends have a ring on their finger
They have someone
Someone to care for them, it ain't fair
I got no one

The car overheated, I called up and pleaded
There's help on the way
I called you, collect you, didn't accept you
Had nothing to say

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

But if you were here with me
I'd feel so happy I could cry
You are so dear to me
I just can't let you say goodbye

所有跟帖： 

• HAHA， 最後一個名車最牛 -幼時藍精靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2011 postreply 15:52:57

• 可惜隻看到尾燈，想看前臉和兩個車大燈：） -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 07:46:18

• 哈哈。 -幼時藍精靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 12:30:39

• 這些圖不少好像最近剛剛看過？：）。。。聽歌~~~ -棗兒~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2011 postreply 17:48:07

• 前幾張前幾天貼過，今天重新整理了一下 -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2011 postreply 19:32:36

• 第二個圖，想起了非誠勿擾 -寒風雪- ♂ (31 bytes) () 02/20/2011 postreply 18:36:59

• 哈哈 -涮埽- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2011 postreply 21:26:36

• 圖很好笑， 歌好傷心 -秋日晴天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 04:21:18

• 但確實是Some guys have all the luck -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 07:57:43

• 那個號稱被toyota撞了的，傷痕在哪兒啊？ -500miles- ♂ (35 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 07:06:39

• 車牌右邊那麽大個裂痕看不見啊，哈哈。。。不過還是那個toyolet比較好笑。。。 -e帶漸寬- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 07:27:41

• 俺十分同情那個開跑車的：） -dontmatter- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/21/2011 postreply 07:55:32