謝謝奶油的鼓勵,再貼最後一個律師係列笑話.

A Greedy Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!"

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• "Where's my Rolex???!!!" -無牙- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 10:48:40

• 哈哈哈，又一次笑翻 -紅袖添香老板娘- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 11:31:03

• 哈哈。Where's my Rolex???! -幼時藍精靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 17:36:17

• 哈哈 -矽穀知青- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/06/2011 postreply 21:29:27

• The Rolex is on that arm definitely! -movieday- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/07/2011 postreply 01:26:51

• Point proved: Jokes in english always make some people laugh. No -tomcat77- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/07/2011 postreply 04:23:15